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I mean, they ARE united. In panic.

Yeah - so they're teaching these lessons..but what happens when you have a kid like mine in the class who raises her hand and says "Can we also talk about the Salem witch trials?"

Looks more like a sketchy elopement chapel.

Guy looks like he just trekked through a minefield of green highlighters.

Welp - I know what cooking experiments I'm doing this week!

Those look very similar to sopapillas! I'll have to check out a recipe for these...bet they're awesome with a sprinkle of powdered sugar, or jam, or honey....

Can we please have guys dressing like this more often?

a woman is wearing a red dress and earrings and making a tired face . ALT: a woman is wearing a red dress and earrings and making a tired face .

I had no idea the Mayor of NYC also got to to govern over Dubai.

Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall

Sadly also need to take into account that he has unlimited access to all the best doctors, meds, and treatments....so even if he DOES treat his body like a rotten mound of mashed potatoes squeezed into human skin, they'll keep him alive.

Weekend at Bernie's (White House) here we come!

If there really were "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" siding with him, he would toss their names around with no shame whatsoever. The fact that he HASN'T mean they're just as fake as his tan.

I mean...I'm sure the lecture was great, but I just want to go live in that library. It's gorgeous!

I unashamedly listen to books on my way to and from work...the alternatives are listening to music (which increases the likelyhood I'll speed if it's a good jam) or the news, which is just flat out depressing.

Eh - we have those uncles too...they just don't always answer our texts / calls when needed. Instead they'll reply at 2 am with a barrage of texts spaced out JUST ENOUGH so that every time you think they're finally done and you can go back to bed...*PING!*- nope, they have more to say on the matter.

Fantastic. Now I know EXACTLY who to blame for all those tortuous hours in high school where I was calmly (and repeatedly) assured that everything I was learning in algebra would be useful when I entered the "Real World".

30+ years later and that still hasn't happened.

Anyone else find it absolutely hysterical that he's tossing around the word "sedition" like it's is vocab word of the day?

Funny how NOW he enjoys playing at knowing what it means but seemed completely oblivious on Jan. 6th.

LOVE the bluebells one - made me think of bluebonnets growing up in Texas!

Fun fact (since you seem the type that might like it) - bluebells grow like crazy all through the spring in TX thanks to a program started in the 30s to plant wildflowers in all green areas by roads. So pretty!

My head cannon for this picture is that all the flags are cringing slightly away from him as he passes and internally screaming "Please don't hug me, please don't hug me...."

Sentences that should not be uttered when Stephen King is in the room:

"Gee - waiting for X is just KILLING ME!"

So while doomscrolling I see the kids walking through a field and the caption "Can you hear the voices?" and for just a split second I thought this was a Les Mis sort of protest video....then I noticed the balloons and who posted the video.

I'm now going to go pour concrete down my bathtub drain.

"We wish to pursue the truth no matter where it leads - but to find the truth, we need imagination and skepticism both. We will not be afraid to speculate, but we will be careful to distinguish speculation from fact."

— Carl Sagan

Just....wow. Marge is throwing hands.

I swear he's slowly but surely turning into a badger.

I didn't know how much I needed this.

And when you're playing "Where Winds Meet", a goose is a T-Rex.

Pics like this one always get me, since I'm absolutely certain these were the same big thinkers who were screaming about their free-dumbs during Covid and refusing to wear masks.

Trust me - as much as I thought Transformers were cool as a kid, I have no interest whatsoever in having an autobot follow me around to keep me from committing perceived "crimes".

Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich

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