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@traceycress.bsky.social

Hey baby, I breed chameleons. I also drink good scotch with handsome men. Ottawa, Ontario

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Ya think Trump's handlers could have at least run a comb through his hair.

02.09.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today is World Lizard Day. Carl Linneaus once defined amphibians (including reptiles and several fishes) as 'body cold and generally naked; stern and expressive countenance; harsh voice; mostly lurid color; filthy odor; a few are furnished with a horrid poison'.
#herps

14.08.2025 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unsolicited Midriff is the name on my next band.

23.07.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just put on pants for the first time today. May this story inspire you and those you love.

03.07.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Panther Chameleon posing by a Canadian flag.

Panther Chameleon posing by a Canadian flag.

It's Canada Day, up Canada Way, from the lakes to the prairies wide
And we're shouting hooray, up Canada Way
On the St. Lawrence river side
People everywhere have a song to share on Canada's holiday
From Pelee Island in the sunny south to the North Pole, far away

01.07.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I'm going to mosey over to the pub to drink good scotch with handsome men.

13.06.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a chameleon named Dave. He enjoys eating bugs, Dostoevsky, long walks along his branches and telling Donald Trump to resign and go fuck himself. I also strongly believe/agree on the last point.

04.06.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, to all my friends for whom Pride Month is important: Have a great month. I'm glad you are you. ❀️ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

02.06.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it was a tweet about the tragic necessity of putting on pants. A modern horror story, really.

14.05.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday Solomon! You are very handsome.

06.05.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't Worry, Bee Hoppy.

05.05.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The great tragedy of my life is that I am burdened with the constant knowledge that, sooner or later, I will have to put on pants. Today being International No Pants Day is not one of those days.

02.05.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Painted miniature monster from Primal: TheAwakening Game. Looks like a combination of frilled dragon and a bird

Painted miniature monster from Primal: TheAwakening Game. Looks like a combination of frilled dragon and a bird

Painted miniature monster from Primal: TheAwakening Game. Looks like a combination of frilled dragon and a bird

Painted miniature monster from Primal: TheAwakening Game. Looks like a combination of frilled dragon and a bird

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Game: Primal: The Awakening.
Mini: Pazis

#minipainting

26.04.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so... white.

24.04.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you feel about anchovies on a pizza?

21.04.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Game: Primal: The Awakening.
Mini: Nagarjas

#minipainting

19.04.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a FUR-get-me-not.

(I'll see myself out)

18.04.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A bold nod to Cubism with a whisper of Crayonism, Alex’s hand-drawn hero defies AI’s polished perfection. The proportions are daring, the lines unapologetically confident. Is it a tool belt or a fanny pack? We may never knowβ€”but Picasso would’ve been proud.

15.04.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the addiction. :D

14.04.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See a butt, post a butt. πŸ‘

Frogfolk Warrior Miniature.

#minipainting

14.04.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Sounds like an awesome double feature to me.

01.04.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's um, quite something.

27.03.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a very important update. Thank you.

25.03.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is VERY important news. Thank you!
(I have not seen one myself yet😞)

24.03.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Goal is Palindrome and my word is emordnilap.

08.03.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in!

23.02.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Make it stop.

13.02.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your service!

07.02.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this the same lady from the airplane? If so, yes.

07.02.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FLOOF!

05.02.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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