Amanda Majorowicz

Telekom: We are very happy to set you up with a new internet connection at your new office!

Also Telekom: Our first installation appointment is 4 weeks from now, we hope that's not a problem.

(and find an apartment in Berlin 🙏)

screenshot of podcast episode transcript: Amos Wenger: Yeah cause it's -- Jesus fucking Christ. Sherlock! (...) (Speaking In Foreign Language) (...)

Loving these transcriptions for @sdr-podcast.com

oh and another podcast episode mention/crossover, this time @anyaustin.bsky.social

weekly weather forecast for Berlin, Germany from a week in late July. All days are cloudy and rainy, average temperature around 20 degrees C

Beautiful summer weather in Berlin

#Dreamtime Donald Trump and I were in an argument, he kept interrupting me... So I spit on him.

Woke up to myself actually spitting on my bed.

Quote of the day:
"You're learning Hindi, not un-learning English"

👀

a bit more aaahhhhhhhh!

ahhhhhhhh!

Me to my partner: 🥹 I don't think anyone has looked at me before the way you do

not even 5 minutes later

why you looking at me like that, what's that face for?

Still crushing, but they know it now at least

I did just get internet back, maybe the Bluesky gods have listened to my plea

Crap

A text from someone that says "Wow you're awkward" The predictive text bar has the words "No, I'm not"

Thanks for the emotional support, predictive text 🥲

I'm shipping Poststation soon, and am looking to pick up some new consulting work now that core R&D is wrapping up

If you need help:

* Using Rust for embedded systems
* Planning/kicking off a system built with Rust
* Connecting two or more devices using Rust
* Advising on ^that

Hit me up to chat!

How long does a crush last? Asking for a friend

#Dreamtime unfortunately (?) involved a crazy (and I mean 👀 weird) mixture of my variety of previous flings/partners and their families... in-laws, aunts, arguments, travel, siblings and other stuff 🫣
Some of it was fun, and vivid. And weird.

It doesn't help that one of my sisters is boasting about the fact she is so happy that Trump is back in office today 🫠

Is mercury in retrograde or something? Because I am feeling FEELINGS 😮‍💨

Yusssss I mean Jaaaaassssss
#dualcitizen #german #american #bureaucracy #theydidaskformyprintedpapers

lol what is going on BBC Global News Podcast / Spotify dynamic ads: I just heard an ad in Dutch (I am a US citizen, living in Berlin, no VPN or whatever, haven't been to the Netherlands since May)

Someone in the meantime invited their Abuela to cook for us in the bunker. She was very judgemental of the Hello Fresh boxes we got delivered, she also wore a stick on moustache.

All the while: rethinking all my decisions, "why am I here? why did you drag me around for so long? who am I?" They were also in a long distance relationship with a 🇬🇧 🧑 living in the US (um, but I'm a citizen? You need a visa..?)
Like, this was a lot of effort, can we just open up the relationship?

I lose sight of my partner, but find him in the bleachers w a woman, guiltily pulling his pants up... he turns into Vi (from Arcane), even more aloof like "well, I'm just done with you 💁" but then we have to fight some hostage-takers - she shows me how to choke them unconscious, but they turn into 🐐

Someone pops out of the cement tunnel down to the bunker to shoot, a police officer with bomb gear holds a fire hose and throws it down to hopefully hit them. The shooter scrambles down the ladder and evades the hit.

It's chaotic.
Someone electrocutes all water in the bunker? Don't touch water ✅

My partner + I escape in a hot air balloon (recurring theme 👀)
I am relieved, we have to hide in a car under blankets, someone smuggles us out. My partner seems distracted/aloof and insists we have to go back?? I try and convince him to help everyone from OUTSIDE, maybe Barcelona? Nope, we return.

Hefty #Dreamtime 🧵
My partner + I were kidnapped by a group of people in (dream)Madrid, held hostage. They would shoot w/o hesitation like "it might be me this time, who knows"
One of the hostage-takers (a teenager) passed me a note, "my favorite station is the U9" (his way of helping me escape?)

I've grown accustomed to it at this point, so when he asked "should I delete it?" I was like... "no. this is how my morning is now 🥲"

An AI generated image of a Christmas tree, with some blurred wording that looks like "... Christmas" above the fireplace, some children with oddly shaped hands laughing in front of the tree about nothing in particular, one kind of punching another?

I just went to their page and see an uncomfortable amount of AI images 🥲 but also some colleagues I've worked with, some projects I helped get off the ground... so that's cool I guess?