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Adolf Hitler is bucking tradition

It seems like they read this tweet...

Is Tormented Souls 1 good?

When I'm done moving house I'm gonna put a big whiteboard on my wall and write all the movies and games I'm planning to play next :)

Distinct experience: Browsing r/instant regret and thinking "yeah, that would happen to me..." whenever someone breaks something by mistake

I'm kind of glad I'm only getting interested in it now, I feel like being a Sonic fan for any significant period before now would be a form of torture

Very interesting to see where the Sonic franchise is headed...

This is just the hard transition from the Honeymoon phase to the "We're mallrats in a mall that hates us" phase. We don't leave because security wants us to leave, they can eat a dick. We leave when the Hot Topic and Sarku Japan close

Every time I open X there's a tweet from the FBI or homeland security or white house that shows federal agents beating the shit out of some old lady, and the caption is "ermm... yeah. We just did that 🤭"

I am an autistic toddler stacking cans while the world burns around me

It really feels like that. Industries everywhere crumbling, politics flying way off the handle, the internet is becoming a weird husk, bitcoin, NFTs, metaverse, AI all one after the other. It's like everything's speeding up before a massive crash, and hopefully a reboot.

It's so insane how bad everything has become over the last five years.

Maybe in five years, things will just be better. Maybe it'll all click into place. That's sort of been what's keeping me from going crazy lately.

"Here's our woke alternative to twitter where most of our developer updates are about why we won't ban jesse singal" this site is fucking doomed

As soon as a better alternative takes off, which I hope it does, I'm out of this shithole website. It's been nothing but one ghoulish fuckup after another. The staff clearly have a vendetta against trans people, and I don't intend to stick around until it goes full Elon Musk.

I've been playing it for like 3 weeks very slowly, I'm only just near act 3. I love it but holy shit it's definitely not a "play in a few sittings" game

So much for turning him into a martyr, your voter base is too fucking stupid to even believe it happened

If you search "Charlie Kirk" on X now it's all maga schizos claiming he wasn't actually killed and it's all a setup to divide americans lmao

At the end of the Super Mario Galaxy movie Rosalina resets the universe to bring back Charlie Kirk

Why are you trying to court transphobes into using your platform, they're completely happy on X

It's interesting how game sequels are so often better than movie sequels since the focus is usually on mechanics rather than narrative.

Like, make the same movie again but better? Boring!
Make the same game again but better? Hell yeah.

I will genuinely die before I ever watch a youtube video with "everything wrong with" in the title. Why would I want to know

The third ecclesiastic was silent, but his huge penis menaced the skies.

This game is literally an 11/10 for me, I'm sorry it doesn't click for you because it literally made me reconsider if I'd ever actually enjoyed a game before

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I've tried to do this with my own files a few times but it always takes too much space :(

Bubble Bobble is still so fun imo

Jesse Singal broke the rules, then you changed the rules to accomodate him.

"Ooh the fanbase ruined this piece of media for me, I'd like it if it weren't for the fanbase" You are genuinely weak-minded. Imagine letting people online ruin your experience with art. I spit on you.

fell for it again award