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Ed Gein isn't so bad if you can separate the art from the artist.

Have you noticed how some jokes are just observational comments rephrased as questions? What's the deal with that?

It probably doesn't look good to have rat poison and pigeon feed in my Amazon cart — but we all grieve in our own way.

My little sister took me to see the new Superman movie at the mall today. I found out that Sheel's has a statue of Ronald Reagan in front of it for some reason. I yearn for the timeline where they have a statue of John Hinkley Jr instead.

more like ozzy osdead

If I were zapped by radiation and grew an extra appendage with five fingers, I'd separate my life into two categories: "beforehand" and "afterhand".

when I was a baby I was fed a diet of jumping worms

so when I turned 5yo I hopped on a pogo stick and landed on the moon

even to this day I'll try to lay down to sleep and my soul will jump out of my body

and I need to sleep tonight which is why I'm stirring ivermectin into my chamomile tea

I started reading Robur the Conqueror by Jules Verne. Can't help but imagine how Robert E Howard would have handled this title differently.

Today my psychiatrist informed me that "Bartleby Scivener Syndrome" and "In Yet Another Joaquin Phoenix 'I'm Still Here' Era" are not in the DSM-5.

Dyscalculia is the name of a learning disorder that affects a person's ability to learn mathematics.

It's also the name of a vampire who insults his victims with epic rap verses.

The fork took my baby away. They took her away. Away from me.

When my friend said their favorite movie was coming out in 4k, I thought they were watching movies on their silverware!

Since "fork" sounds like "four" with a "k" at the end, they should spell it like this: "kkkk".

if you google the word "credulous" it unlocks a special minigame

"Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky; those people aren't on TV because they have intellects and they're dissenters. The limits of the debate in this country are set before the debate begins."

-George Carlin, 'The Late Show With Tom Snyder', 1997.

"You don’t need a formal conspiracy when interests converge. These people went to the same universities and fraternities, they’re on the same boards of directors, they’re on the same country clubs, they have like-interests. They don’t need to call a meeting; they know what is good for THEM."

The secret to giving a good hug is to close your eyes and think of a rainbow.

Sure, but you aren't going to like what he has to say.

I saw a new psychiatrist today. He said I'm normal and everyone else is the problem.

I'm going into business drop shipping "fight the oligarchy" tshirts and bumper stickers.

My skepticism book club meets this Sunday to discuss 'The Bible Unearthed' by Israel Finkelstein and Neil Asher Silberman.

Can anyone recommend podcasts or YouTube channels that compare The Bible to archaeological and historical record?

Robert Anton Wilson on E-Prime.

"Could our system of only two political parties, both right-wing, survive if we invested in creating an educated working class?" - Robert Anton Wilson, 'Chaos and Beyond: The Best of Trajectories', 1994.

Forget everything you know about David Lynch before you watch Dragonball GT.

I'm starting to feel bad for the band Tesla. Sure, it's hair metal, but that doesn't mean we should be burning down their cars.

"'Prefer not to,' echoed I, rising in high excitement, and crossing the room with a stride. 'What do you mean? Are you moon-struck? I want you to help me compare this sheet here-take it,' and I thrust it towards him.

'I would prefer not to,' said he."

-Herman Melville, "Bartleby, the Scrivener".

Perdita Durango (1997) ⭐ 6.3 | Action, Crime, Horror 2h 9m | R

I just found out that Barry Gifford's "Sailor and Lula" novels, which inspired David Lynch's "Wild At Heart", also inspired "Perdita Durango", starring Rosie Perez and Javier Bardem.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0119...