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@ceoofeverything.bsky.social

the psychotic bitch from twitter

35 Followers  |  35 Following  |  32 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.8086

Latest posts by ceoofeverything.bsky.social on Bluesky


miss jade girl

21.01.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m actually not crazy just a really passionate person

26.11.2024 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey…. hey…. how yall doing

24.11.2024 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fantasy football but with real housewives

19.11.2024 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@ceoofeverything.bsky.social

19.11.2024 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stop importing your old tweets! they sucked the first time too!

18.11.2024 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9998    πŸ” 1052    πŸ’¬ 188    πŸ“Œ 213

that would be me

19.11.2024 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never taking a nap again

19.11.2024 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s exactly what it feels likeπŸ’€ I feel guilty for forgetting bluesky sometimes😒

19.11.2024 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feeling like a mother with a full time job going back and forth on twitter and bluesky

18.11.2024 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im unfollowing

17.11.2024 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

or tequila shots

17.11.2024 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

calling the paparazzi on myself the next time I put my hair down before a shower

17.11.2024 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they need to discover a new drink that’s not boba, ice coffee, matcha or chai

16.11.2024 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was fate

16.11.2024 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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πŸ•―οΈthis all works outπŸ•―οΈ
πŸ•―οΈ πŸ•―οΈ
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16.11.2024 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is the most skeets i’ve skote in all my skeetstory

15.11.2024 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

gather around my little butterflies

16.11.2024 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

enjoy my skeets now bc one day they will be gone

15.11.2024 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok turn up!

15.11.2024 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

temperature just hit below 40 degrees. its scary women winter now

15.11.2024 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey diva

15.11.2024 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t bookmark this so I will have to write this one down on a post it

15.11.2024 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when I hit 10 followers we’re celebrating big

15.11.2024 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

logging onto bluesky is like drinking a refreshing cold bottle of water at 4am. it’s like the sun shining through the leaves again

15.11.2024 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get this shit off here go back to twitter weirdo freak

15.11.2024 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and suddenly I feel like I’m 12 years old again scrolling on instagram and twitter for the first time

15.11.2024 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

let’s play hide and seek. i hide and you seek professional help

15.11.2024 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

follow me!! pls don’t make me beg

15.11.2024 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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