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Chris" porkchops but pumpkin shaped" ollis

@baollis.bsky.social

We used to have voodoo mountain dew, we used to be a real country. WCW special forces

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“There’s a baby!”

Guns drawn. Windows smashed. With a 1 month old in the car. (They did this as he was coming home from an immigration court appointment— which is illegal in Colorado: coloradosun.com/2025/10/01/i...)

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Which makes him a fascist.

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The most vulnerable people in our society are under attack right now because that’s where you start when EVERYONE is going to be under attack and when Newsom arranges photo ops throwing out the tents of homeless people and spreads transphobic talking points he is doing the fascists’ work for them.

05.10.2025 16:26 — 👍 184    🔁 37    💬 4    📌 0
Toni Storm and Kris Statlander laying on an AEW ring mat, talking

Toni Storm and Kris Statlander laying on an AEW ring mat, talking

A silver screen icon and an alien dressed like a pirate having a literal tete-a-tete. Goddamn it I love pro wrestling. #AEWCollision

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Jelly roll makes music for dudes who won't shit up about how they love their kids but can't legally see their kids

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They are great, even

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(guy about to invent the wedge salad) i ain't taking all those leaves apart

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Watching Haley J get absolutely lamped in Power Slap and getting a $6,000 payoff from Dana White for a probable life-changing massive concussion, knowing that she lost out on a WWE tryout for reasons having to do with her epilepsy, is the most dystopian fucking bullshit imaginable. I hate it here.x

04.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 105    🔁 13    💬 8    📌 2
Evil Uno holding a cake with his mask’s teeth printed on it at Mystery Wrestling x ChocoPro Wrestling on 10/4/25

Evil Uno holding a cake with his mask’s teeth printed on it at Mystery Wrestling x ChocoPro Wrestling on 10/4/25

They got him a cake with his mask on it🥰

04.10.2025 14:07 — 👍 79    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 1

cracking up at how republicans just fully stopped talking about charlie kirk lol. dropped him like woody. they can't even keep up the pretense of outrage long enough to pretend to care for a whole month. zero attention span, brains like a kennel of angry dogs with a window to a busy street

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and scene

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RIP Patricia Routledge one of the best ever to do it.

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So AEW is just a televised D&D group? Got it.

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" it's a Taylor mash. It's a grave yard smash"

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[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot

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What you miss by not watching ROH. The Frat House's (including Blue Meanie and Burnard the Business bear) party got interrupted by the HOA. The HOA was Glacier who put one of them through a table. Then turns out they were partying in a random's backyard the entire time.

02.10.2025 23:49 — 👍 101    🔁 25    💬 5    📌 7

Do you think if the Cubs win, we get to reset the timeline?

02.10.2025 23:12 — 👍 59    🔁 9    💬 8    📌 1

What's that one song that sounds like a mr bungle song, but with nonsense lyrics?

03.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hypothetically, cookout and bojangles do the Ole combination pizza hut/taco bell gimmick. What is your go to meal at said resturant ?

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Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.

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Yall member that whopper what made you poop weird

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The french..they know what's up

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BREAKING: Striking workers are currently storming Tesla showrooms in Paris, demanding higher taxes on the ultra-wealthy.

(🎥 Luc Auffret)

02.10.2025 11:21 — 👍 17158    🔁 4836    💬 545    📌 674

Like, look. I know I harp on Punk being a hypocrite a lot, but that guy APOLOGIZED to the government of Saudi Arabia. So maybe noted shooter Hangman saying he didn't actually care about the other workers was just...true.

02.10.2025 13:55 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

The Don Callis Family is basically just a spiritual successor to The Dungeon of Doom except the majority of the members can actually hoop.

It's the most WCW-coded nonsense ever and I love it.

#AEW #AEW6yearanniversary #AEWDynamite

02.10.2025 04:10 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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02.10.2025 03:46 — 👍 9176    🔁 3904    💬 481    📌 857

Who runs the world??
Me, evidentally

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