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Head empty, vibes only. Here for reality tv mess, video games and queer content๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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Genuinely wondering why thereโ€™s been a resurgence in morality policing in these social strategy games lately like itโ€™s the early 2000s #BB27 #Survivor

05.08.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My probably freezing cold take is that almost no movie needs to be longer than 90 minutes.

07.07.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spoiler culture is out of control because why do people feel the need to openly spoil every reality show on Twitter instead of keeping it to a forum dedicated to spoilers? #Survivor

03.07.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First game I ever played.

30.06.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Survivor 41โ€™s knowledge is power play when Liana unsuccessfully tries to steal Xanderโ€™s idol. When asked if he has an idol, he pulls out a fake and hands it to her saying โ€œNo, but you can have this fake.โ€

Survivor 41โ€™s knowledge is power play when Liana unsuccessfully tries to steal Xanderโ€™s idol. When asked if he has an idol, he pulls out a fake and hands it to her saying โ€œNo, but you can have this fake.โ€

Iโ€™ll never understand the hate Season 41 gets when it delivered one of the gaggiest moments in the entire showโ€™s run #Survivor

19.06.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Survivor 50 found dead in a ditch #TheTraitors

13.06.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not particularly excited for him to be there but heโ€™s not even close to being the most egregious selection.

07.06.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Julia Sokolowski not being on the DVD cover is so hurtful

01.06.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not prepared to see all those insufferable posts asking why we get a pride month but not veterans๐Ÿ™„

31.05.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s mind boggling how his entire description for Amazon was about Robโ€™s impact on the show and they didnโ€™t put him on 50โ€ฆ

31.05.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just know Facebook moms are going feral right now for this cast reveal #Survivor

28.05.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll never understand why they didnโ€™t want to ride the high of Carolyn being on The Traitors.

Venus would be in the mold of Courtney on HvV. Not in contention but says something funny occasionally.

Shan would be best coming back with Ricard. Hurts to know she probably wonโ€™t ever come back.

24.05.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love Tiffany and sheโ€™s a great casting choice but I for sure wouldnโ€™t have picked her over Venus, Shan or Carolyn.

24.05.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A collection of one-time players from seasons 1-20 that would have been great on Season 50. In alphabetical order: Clarence Black, Crystal Cox, Deena Bennett, Dreamz Herd, Erinn Lobdell, Greg Buis, John Carroll, Judd Sergeant, Kelly Goldsmith, Ken Hoang, Michelle Yi, Natalie Bolton, Nate Gonzalez, Neleh Dennis, Sean Rector, Shane Powers, T-Bird Cooper, Todd Herzog, Tracy Hughes-Wolf, and Vecepia Towery

A collection of one-time players from seasons 1-20 that would have been great on Season 50. In alphabetical order: Clarence Black, Crystal Cox, Deena Bennett, Dreamz Herd, Erinn Lobdell, Greg Buis, John Carroll, Judd Sergeant, Kelly Goldsmith, Ken Hoang, Michelle Yi, Natalie Bolton, Nate Gonzalez, Neleh Dennis, Sean Rector, Shane Powers, T-Bird Cooper, Todd Herzog, Tracy Hughes-Wolf, and Vecepia Towery

Itโ€™s unfortunate that weโ€™re not getting any one time pre-35 players. Any of these old school players would have been an A+ casting choice #Survivor

24.05.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tier list ranking of all 48 US Survivor seasons:
1. Gabon
2. Cagayan
3. Panama
4. Amazon
5. Pearl Islands
6. David vs. Goliath
7. China
8. Micronesia
9. Heroes vs. Villains
10. Survivor 46
11. Philippines
12. Blood vs. Water
13. Kaoh Rong
14. Survivor 45
15. Survivor 42
16. Millennials vs. Gen X
17. Edge of Extinction
18. San Juan Del Sur
19. Fiji
20. Australian Outback
21. Guatemala
22. Palau
23. Tocantins
24. Survivor 47
25. Cambodia
26. Africa
27. Marquesas
28. Survivor 41
29. Nicaragua
30. Game Changers
31. Worlds Apart
32. Caramoan
33. Cook Islands
34. Winners at War
35. Vanuatu
36. Borneo
37. Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers
38. Survivor 44
39. Island of the Idols
40. Redemption Island
41. Samoa
42. Survivor 43
43. South Pacific
44. Ghost Island
45. One World
46. Survivor 48
47. All-Stars
48. Thailand

Tier list ranking of all 48 US Survivor seasons: 1. Gabon 2. Cagayan 3. Panama 4. Amazon 5. Pearl Islands 6. David vs. Goliath 7. China 8. Micronesia 9. Heroes vs. Villains 10. Survivor 46 11. Philippines 12. Blood vs. Water 13. Kaoh Rong 14. Survivor 45 15. Survivor 42 16. Millennials vs. Gen X 17. Edge of Extinction 18. San Juan Del Sur 19. Fiji 20. Australian Outback 21. Guatemala 22. Palau 23. Tocantins 24. Survivor 47 25. Cambodia 26. Africa 27. Marquesas 28. Survivor 41 29. Nicaragua 30. Game Changers 31. Worlds Apart 32. Caramoan 33. Cook Islands 34. Winners at War 35. Vanuatu 36. Borneo 37. Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers 38. Survivor 44 39. Island of the Idols 40. Redemption Island 41. Samoa 42. Survivor 43 43. South Pacific 44. Ghost Island 45. One World 46. Survivor 48 47. All-Stars 48. Thailand

Updated US #Survivor season rankings

23.05.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also the fact that Carolyn is a zero vote finalist and Eva isnโ€™t makes my stomach hurt #Survivor

22.05.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This entire finale would have been so much better with Sai on the jury #Survivor

22.05.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Eva got 2nd place? #Survivor

22.05.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That and with it being the first returning player season, people were blindsided with being betrayed by friendships that they cultivated for years. Betrayals are fun but itโ€™s not fun to see them gutted by them, and then super bitter at the final 2.

22.05.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For me itโ€™s dark in a viscerally uncomfortable way. Not even just the Sue and Richard stuff. These people just did not look like they had fun at all and there was a dark cloud over the season. Also the fact that prize amounts were doubled meant that the big alliance was just content with going out.

22.05.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For me itโ€™s Thailand, All-Stars and 48. Canโ€™t bring myself to hate RI because it was my first season but itโ€™s objectively not good

22.05.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, wasnโ€™t sure if you meant gameplay or likability. This and 43 are pretty close to the bottom even though I adore Cassidy and Owen

22.05.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Game Changers says hello

22.05.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My 14th season in a row complaining about forced firemaking at final 4. It just gets old, man #Survivor

22.05.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idc if this is recency bias, I genuinely think this is a bottom three season #Survivor

22.05.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This season really is so Big Brother coded in the worst ways ugh

22.05.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always said they better blindside me because Iโ€™m bringing the rice to tribal and throwing it in the fire

22.05.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe if you took any of the several opportunities you had to flip the game instead of being a sitting duck you wouldnโ€™t be in this position #Survivor

22.05.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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new big brother promo ๐Ÿ‘€ #bbsky #BB27

22.05.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I think I scrolled on my phone through like 90% of the last four episodes instead of actually watching #Survivor

15.05.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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