joe desiderio

that is actually how many times 34 year old me has watched it

this … drinking vessel is literally so cute

I would love to see a cooking show where they do everything in a home kitchen (a small one).

No little glass bowls of each spice set out. No pre-prepared chicken breasts read to go. Everything done by scratch.

Then let them say "it's an easy meal to whip up in 30 minutes!"

Fuck you.

best gag of my life is when i read a poem i wrote to my therapist and she goes, “so in some way, you have always been able to acknowledge that you are indeed the problem?” and i was like sis do not CLOCK me like this

writing *is* therapy for sure

The man is literally starting a war against mail-in voting because Putin told him to. The colossal, limp, flatulent weakness of it all. Why choose a dictator so embarrassing?

i’m so obsessed with brands intentionally killing their brand by changing their names, using a logo that looks like an eighth grader made it, and then ultimately changing it back to what it originally was 😍

this is also an emotional state of being btw

‘Bluesky for Dummies’

Welp, we made it girls

there is just something so special about this season and it’s not just the filters

imagine being born in 2025 and your name looks like a wifi password - @mariopellegrino.bsky.social

exactly this.

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hmm not an immigrant. not anyone here illegally. interesting.

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The rise of AI tools that write about you when you die — The Washington Post Families and funeral directors are using AI obituary generators to more efficiently memorialize the dead. What happens when they get it wrong?

if any of my friends so much as THINK about using AI to write my obituary i will literally come back to life and kill you dead so fast

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I, too, am an immigrant. I, too, am told “they don’t mean you.” And when they say that, I’m like, “So you admit it’s just racism then.”

ok

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i'm sorry does #cincinnatichildrens own this woman during her PTO hours? they decide what she can and cannot say whether she is on the clock or not? WHAT are you doing? this woman needs her job back. this is insane.

should i start ripping out my eyebrows for fun

i take this back. my survivability is great on legendary and now that i’ve gotten to power up my pretty guns, i am having a blast — even if this new world seems rather uninspired.

if israel is participating in eurovision this year i am going to send a rotted fruit arrangement to ebu headquarters

update: i will not do this because i am a say it with your whole fucking chest typa girl

my favorite part of the new #destiny2 update is that absolutely everything i grinded for and crafted over the last several years is now completely and utterly pointless // thanks!! 😍😍😍

i love her and i will protect her and if she wants cookies i will bake them for her and i will also rub her shell if she is itchy

uh … ok …

calling a 5 time grammy award winning artist “mid at best” is such a weird thing to write on the internet 💀

progressive in the sense that i enjoy my own misfortune

i wonder if google is keeping track of how many of us type -AI at the end of our queries.

it’s like my little sign off now and i am also realizing those are the initials of my birth name. huh. maybe i will write under that name and be less afraid to be perceived 😍

Internet controversy in 2015: Oh no, I did something wrong and people are mad at me on the internet. My career is over!!

Internet controversy in 2025: Excellent, my carefully crafted outrage bait has landed. My career is taking off!!

omg i never understand this!! midwestern people are like this too. just take it who cares 💀