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a man wearing a brown sweater is eating a sandwich . Alt: a man wearing a brown sweater is eating a sandwich .

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04.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman in a bob ross costume Alt: a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman in a bob ross costume

01.11.2025 15:01 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

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Erika Kirk Spirit Halloween costume spoof.

01.11.2025 01:20 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Whoever took Azure/O365 down, I love you.

29.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

an older man with a beard and glasses is talking about a detective being the right question . ALT: an older man with a beard and glasses is talking about a detective being the right question .

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20.10.2025 13:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with his mouth taped ALT: a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with his mouth taped

18.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As an Orange owner, this is a ball of WMD.

15.10.2025 16:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ironically he looks healthier in this meme.

15.10.2025 11:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They don't deserve that "metal" of a title. Call them the Dork Enlightenment.

15.10.2025 11:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

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a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with his mouth taped ALT: a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with his mouth taped

12.10.2025 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why do nazis keep showing up

11.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 622 🔁 152 💬 16 📌 9

Pretty sure headshotting a minister with open arms is not something Jesus would have done.

08.10.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Illegitimi non carborundum. ❤️

08.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hat ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hat

08.10.2025 17:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same.

#AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

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Great read my friend.

06.10.2025 02:28 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

04.10.2025 07:45 — 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I regret I can only submit one ❤️ to this post.

02.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in overalls and a red hat is standing in a room with a kapwing logo on the bottom ALT: a man in overalls and a red hat is standing in a room with a kapwing logo on the bottom

27.09.2025 11:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You beat me to it!

27.09.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

o7 !!!

27.09.2025 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need a tylenol just from reading all this bullshit about tylenol.

26.09.2025 13:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

...and if she's not a Nazi, she sure does vote like one. 🤔

25.09.2025 23:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is in my PTS homework list on Audible!

25.09.2025 22:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good god.

25.09.2025 22:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This puts my adrenal glands into overdrive.

25.09.2025 22:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can't look at the man without instantly dressing him in an SS uniform.

25.09.2025 22:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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