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She is not THE health ambassador for Wales. She's a local campaigner for a group focused on ensuring girls have better knowledge of health matters like menstrual health, endometriosis, cervical and breast cancer screening.

People are so fucking gullible when they read fashy shit on the internet.

22.01.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. I'm busy exporting all my notes now. $250 is bonkers - treble what it was in 2024.

20.01.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bloody hell, Evernote. No it won't.

20.01.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay champ. You're the one regurgitating lies that you've been fed.

16.01.2026 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not in the slightest. He annoys the shit out of me. But the spin about online post arrests is just horseshit and distracts from genuinely authoritarian stuff they're doing.

16.01.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's mindboggling the way you lot talk about "online comments" when the vast majority of those arrests are for fraud, threats of violence, non-consensual sexual content, revenge porn, and stalking.

13.01.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me after hearing the latest excuses for VAR being an inaccurate crock of shit.

04.01.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently I'm not being helpful with my daughter's English Language workbook when I define "bard" as "something a sheep did"

04.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hah, I see what you did there.

04.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New trick to mitigate the stress and tension of watching a penalty shootout: Sit in row A, seat 99 at Adams Park. Sorted.

29.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They'd be even more expensive without renewables in the mix.

28.10.2025 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to Deal, courtesy of Network Rail

14.10.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The UK is so suffocatingly expensive. And yet people are tying flags to lampposts as if it's refugees who are ripping them off for food, transport, entertainment, rent...

13.10.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That feeling when you're accustomed to all public transport being 25 pence, and then you come to London on holiday and pay over twenty quid just to get your family from zone 5 to zone 1.

13.10.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only regret was not getting to Melbourne. Just too bloody expensive with a trip to the UK coming up. But yep, was magic.

29.09.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait did someone leave Baker Mayfield with two minutes and a one-score deficit again?

21.09.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just checking in on the progressive left in the United Kingd... Oh fucksocks

20.09.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a "fan from afar"... fell for them after seeing the famous game where Eric Metcalf ran back two punts to beat the Steelers. Waited out the lost years, didn't mind the crapness, loved some of the characters, especially Baker.
But Watson? Fuck that. It killed them for me.

16.09.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Very few things in sport give me more satisfaction than seeing Baker Mayfield absolutely thriving, while his former employers, who dropped him to bet the entire farm on an unrepentant sexual predator, flail around in the wilderness.

16.09.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not sure about this framing, @australia.theguardian.com

04.09.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Southern Water: "We're all trying to find the guy who did this"

#dealkent

28.08.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Queensland media on Net Zero:
"Is Net Zero going to bankrupt this nation with the most abundant renewable energy on the planet? We talk with a fossil fuel executive, and for balance we also talk to a fossil fuel executive who was in a different class at Churchie"

19.08.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Where are you going to place your penalty, Lucy Bronze?"

18.07.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Murray Watt β€˜personally lobbied’ Unesco over barring of WA rock art from world heritage list Speaking to Guardian Australia, the environment minister said the report had been β€˜clearly influenced’ by environment campaigners

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18.06.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When I was campaigning for Australian Greens in the recent election, we were up against Labor telling everyone that the only party of meaningful environment action was themselves. β€œAction, not outrage!”, the guy kept shouting over my conversations at the polling station.
That β€œaction”:

18.06.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œGonna make me feel like I’m the only gull in the world”

13.06.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As many as four computers believed to be impacted

06.06.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The best comment I’ve read on Labor approving an extension to Australia’s dirtiest gas mining project until my kids are nearly 60.

01.06.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They don’t mess around in Queensland

31.05.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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