Callum Moffat

No beans? 😇

See you and raise

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Could always hide out in @sinclairinat0r.com's basement and convert it into a bunker.

No bunker is complete without beans, so you'd have an excuse to smuggle thousands of beans into his house.

I've always thought it would be nice to have a Turing Award. Perhaps my good friend Ken Thompson would give me his. He's got lots of other awards anyway.

(joke!)

Now doing his best roadkill impression for those sunrays

A montage of Lord of the Ring characters face swapped with Mr Bean.

When @sinclairinat0r.com visits we’re doing the nine hour extended cut.

Can't say I disagree. Here, have a dog picture to cheer you up

There are no laws, only guidelines

BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.

A broken button with an helpful sign, a metaphor for my mood.

In 1922 Alfred Stieglitz made a series of photographs of cloudy skies, calling them Equivalents because they matched an emotion or mood he was feeling.

This is my Equivalent for today.

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

Initially read the last word as "asshat".

Still accurate.

On the one hand, 2025 is almost over.

On the other hand, 2026 hasn't even started yet.

I have a horror story for anyone who does IT support for their family: Ubiquiti is apparently planning to support BGP in consumer kit...

If you want to, you can have an entire cheesecake. No one can stop you.

Yep.

A golden brown and white fluffy husky mix lies on a couch. She’s making wide blue eyes and looks like a doofus

No matter how hard you work at sophisticated interior design, Darby is still a derp

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"Morning!!!"

Having ADHD is putting the kettle on for tea indefinitely but never drinking tea.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Exhausted after his walk today.

Finn approves

Durian absolutely reeks

Don't want any enquiries to be too cutting

Picture from a Japanese pizza place. The English text reads CHICAGO DURIAN BOMB PIZZA ¥9 is a great price for a slice!

Dear @nedpyle.com,

I was asked by TZ to bring your attention to this and get your opinion.

¥9 is a great price for a slice!

Finn approves of this behavior.

Cat: I want it, which makes it mine

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits