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Ned Pyle

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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis

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Latest posts by nedpyle.com on Bluesky

What. A. Face

04.08.2025 05:27 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I tried to hide under the bed when Rory was done but humom found me and said that good-boys need to be clean, and don’t I want to be a good boy? 🧵
#DogsOfBlueSky #BathNight

04.08.2025 03:35 — 👍 60    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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a group of people are riding a roller coaster in a movie . Alt: a group of people are riding a roller coaster and one stands up in terror

Every gilded age episode this season

04.08.2025 05:25 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If anyone else is watching The Gilded Age and wondering why it’s in Spanish….change the subtitles to Spanish (Latin America) and it’ll revert to English. Ya welcome!

04.08.2025 02:41 — 👍 393    🔁 21    💬 33    📌 20

Ha!

03.08.2025 22:38 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes several recipes!

03.08.2025 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A picture of a young woman in navy service uniform

A picture of a young woman in navy service uniform

It’s Lt Cmdr Lily Montana, the event coordinator and , per her bio, 1000 hours and 180 carrier landings (yikes)

03.08.2025 18:36 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But you can’t just let someone enjoy a hobby. You have to spit venom in every single thing you say on here, 24 hours a day, not giving anyone a moment’s respite from this terrible world. Just an absolute doom agent

You should take a good long look in the mirror and then. Go. Fucking. Touch. Grass.

03.08.2025 18:27 — 👍 47    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

This is an air show that has been going since 1950, which highlights the main output of Seattle for 100 years: engineering and planes. As a photographer it takes a great deal of skill to shoot these planes, and the military ones even harder as they are so much faster and more maneuverable.

03.08.2025 18:25 — 👍 37    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Do you realize what an asshole thing this is to say? If I take a picture of the White House am I advocating for trump? If I visit Amsterdam as a tourist- a city built entirely by money from several hundred years of colonialism & the slave trade - am I against humanity?

03.08.2025 18:22 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
A sleeping black dog

A sleeping black dog

Someone else is not

03.08.2025 15:49 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a bald man in a green shirt and black hoodie Alt: a bald man in a green shirt and black hoodie says I eat all of the cheese
03.08.2025 15:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol

03.08.2025 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ITS UNPOSSIBLE

03.08.2025 15:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is Buster getting you?

03.08.2025 15:45 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aaargghhh lol

03.08.2025 15:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is holding a microphone in front of a sign that says " france " Alt: a woman is holding a microphone in front of a sign that says " france "
03.08.2025 15:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How the hell do they even make money it looks so expensive to run & the prices are so low

03.08.2025 15:19 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That Oscar was very deserved

03.08.2025 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well I hadn’t and then I did and now I know that the French do a very different Sizzler than we grew up with lol

03.08.2025 15:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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He’s proud of himself. Flowers painted on the wall behind these poofer floofs! 🐾

03.08.2025 13:15 — 👍 147    🔁 5    💬 6    📌 0

They are just surface ones that buff with leather cleaner. It’s adding character!

03.08.2025 14:31 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The. Cheese. Room

03.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

They were so close!

03.08.2025 06:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah good! I’m low on shows

03.08.2025 04:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re in the office, baby

03.08.2025 04:49 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 6    📌 1
visualizing the woman i want to become
(xenomorph)

visualizing the woman i want to become (xenomorph)

03.08.2025 00:53 — 👍 259    🔁 43    💬 2    📌 2

Ah is it better than s1? I will give it a shot

03.08.2025 04:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kell had to take his wee coo to boarding school, along with a blankie 🥰

03.08.2025 04:34 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol

03.08.2025 03:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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