Can confirm…

McGovern: Republicans love to advocate for more work requirements for poor people… Let's have a work requirement for Republicans to show up to congress and do your god damn job.

Sickening.

Johnson: Miss Grijalva has not yet had a scheduled date because she was elected after the house was out of session,

Gallego: You don't want her to be on the Epstein discharge.

Johnson: You guys are experts at red herrings.

Gallego: This is an excuse

Pritzker: "This guy is unhinged. He's insecure. He's a wannabe dictator. And there's one thing I really want to say to Donald Trump. If you come for my people, you come through me. So come and get me."

Pritzker: "It's unconscionable. This has never happened before. They're calling out troops onto the streets of a state that doesn't want them and they're not even telling us where they're gonna go, what they're gonna do. This hasn't happened I don't think since the Civil War."

Pritzker: "I think it's important to recognize that the Trump administration does not seem to respect any laws in the United States. They just do what they want to do and they'll keep doing it unless someone stops them. Here in Illinois we're stopping them."

Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"

Pritzker: "He said he was going after the worst of the worst. It's not going after the worst of the worst when you're just literally stopping children who happen to be brown & asking them for papers as if they're gonna have proof they're a citizen. Pull out your phones and film everything you see"

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Gonna start wearing bottles of Tylenol like garlic around my neck to make the Anti-Vaxers reveal themselves to me.

MAGA lets not pretend. It’s not the Spanish.

You’re mad cause you didn’t not understand 90% of what Kendrick, Dre, Snoop, 50, or Marshal sang at the Super Bowl.

It’s okay. Nothing to be ashamed of. That’s why the urban dictionary exists.

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Their outrage always seems to skip the actual predators.

Why Speaker Johnson won’t bring Republicans back to DC (hint: it has to do with the Epstein files)

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Also not making the cut the real reason they deploy the guard.

Weird how that didn’t make the cut.

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Ten-hut!!!

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Pro Tip:
The metal edge of that guard rail can cut through a zip tie.
But why bother? Keep a nail clipper in your pocket.

Homeland Security @DHSgov We're having an All Night Revival Still frame from a video: Painfully normal people zip tied on the side of the road, sitting on a guardrail in a row 14:30 07 Oct 25 2.1M Views 5 Reposts 940 Quotes 42.2K 2,584 Bookmarks

More propaganda with painfully normal people zip-tied at the side of the road please, this will for sure convince the American people that you're the good guys

Mecha Kong!

A plan with no downsides:

Brutal.

MAGA should stop pretending they are mad because of they don’t understand Spanish rap.

Let’s be honest. They don’t understand 90% of what American rappers rap about.

Last rap song MAGA could sing was “Who let the Dogs out”.
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HelloFresh Meals May Contain Listeria-Contaminated Spinach, USDA Says The Department of Agriculture expects the recall to grow.

The Department of Agriculture expects the recall to grow.

In a nutshell.

Yesterday was a dark day in Portland. There were banjos and mandolins.

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💥BOOM

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Pam Bondi? Integrity?

Reminder the Felon’s “Big Beautiful Bill” not only blew up the deficit by $160 billion a year by cutting taxes for the rich it also allocated $75 billion to fund ICE.

More than many countries military. Unfortunately a lot of the money is going to MAGA donors who build and maintain jails.

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How dumb is MAGA you ask?

They believe Hillary Clinton did not face a trial because she is rich and powerful and at the same time…

believe a man with 34 felonies, found liable for rape, 2 federal indictments who spent decades with a known PEDO is not in jail right now because he’s “innocent”.