Insurance claim come on down!

Our federal tax dollars are being used to fund a network of government social media accounts that pump out disinformation 24/7. Even during a government shutdown. It’s definitely not essential work.

In this economy it’s soup, cheaper.

Even Monopoly was spoon-fed to us, imagine a life where we never had to discuss the mixed feelings a board game incites. The struggle has always been real and manufactured to suppress. Wishing everyone a Happy No Kings Day!

I wouldn’t even trust that guy to watch paint dry. Trash. LE arresting other LE is always drama. Plenty of humble soup for all of us, honey.

Out of all the journalist that stayed on top of Trumps bs since 2014/2015 George is one of the last ones still standing. ABC knows the gamble but George will never go down without a fight.

Cuomo must have some big debts to strong ties.

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And a 5,6,7 8! We work hard for their salaries, they should have saved our money better.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Not Lex Luthor? Then why Lex Luthor shaped?

We just want a back rub, thanks.

Don’t forget orphanages were profitable and highly unregulated for a long time.

I’ve seen more nudity from the “looking for a good time” crowd. Unsolicited ween posts, they should call it Dongsky.

Has Trump dispatched National Guard units to Alaska to help with flooding and recovery?

Yes, they will become even more rich trying to make more product with less workers to manufacture and sell to other people who don’t have the money to afford it anymore.

Wow, having to close the store because of stupid ICE in this economy? Not gonna be good for that PE bottom line now is it Walgreens?

Linus is right. Release the Epstein files!

Trying to dispute anything will take months. Even when your customs documentation is accurate from the beginning. FedEx can go ahead and include themselves in that mess too.

Indigenous woman says This Monday, don't forget: Fuck Christopher Columbus. @thesidewalkschool

Occupational hazard

A woman who was half way through her mimosa with a drop of orange juice wanted to debate me about hepatitis and vaccines at brunch. It did not go well for her.

Childhood cartoons lead me to believe that we could throw tomatoes at bad guys more often than we actually do.

Not once did I infer that. They can do as they please, still makes them gross.

Martini 🍸 sold separately

Forced regression as passive aggression. Just abhorrent behavior. Are we going back to printing underground zines? Cause those were fun times.

Glad we can cross that one off our list!

Spoke Spanish at home growing up and that agents accent is obvious when English isn’t your native tongue. Doesn’t mean they’re not American, just that they are cobardes. Con el nopal en la frente. Those guys, if they even have a mother, they call her Ma or Ama like good little boys.

San Benito Baby!