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Father Figure

@jambandswiftie.swifties.social

You want a fight? You found it. I got the place surrounded. You'll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you're drowning. (And if you bother to read this, formerly The Riffington Post.)

114 Followers  |  64 Following  |  1,023 Posts  |  Joined: 07.07.2025  |  2.0223

Latest posts by jambandswiftie.swifties.social on Bluesky

I bought those Cakes nipple covers off of Instagram and they have changed my life.

22.11.2025 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh hoorayyyyyyy! Welcome, little one!

22.11.2025 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He dances a little too close to Taylor Swift for my liking that’s for sure

22.11.2025 16:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Him being around pizza is a travesty too. Keep Portnoy out of my local pizza parlor.

22.11.2025 16:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Portnoy in BYU gear is why we can’t have nice things.

22.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ily, a

22.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do your laundry. They were good dreams. Believe me.

22.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I LOVE THAT AN OLD BIT IS A DEFINITION OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED A MONTH AGO

22.11.2025 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Had a dream last night that I had a meatshake for dessert but the meatshake was made of @skuddd.bsky.social.

22.11.2025 16:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mamet?

22.11.2025 16:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had a dream last night that Billy Corgan had to make a statement that he is completely broke. What do you think that means, dream readers?

22.11.2025 05:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

perfect

21.11.2025 23:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PaulieP, baybay

21.11.2025 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I warthog you too

21.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hometown of three greats.

21.11.2025 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A piece of shit, you piece of shit 🤣🫣

21.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

how bout that

do you want me to call you a price of shit here (knowing what it means) or do you want a mushy text.

your call, Scooter

21.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, you think you’re so cool because you’re literate

21.11.2025 22:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was only not allowed to smile because it's a passport picture. I was cracking wise and laughing with the phototaker immediately before and after

21.11.2025 18:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you should be now, too, in your advanced age

21.11.2025 18:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

kinda wish TS was gonna be in attendance because of it

21.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

same

21.11.2025 16:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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separated at birth

21.11.2025 16:20 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

LFGoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

21.11.2025 16:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's your dream?

21.11.2025 16:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I used to get stuff like this all the time until I blocked her number. I used to get stuff like this in email all the time until I blocked her email. And then her second email. And her third email. And her fourth email…

21.11.2025 14:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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shit my mother says

21.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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And not for nothin, re: shoplifting

21.11.2025 01:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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You should see who her godfather is. It’ll make some sense of her nonsense. Promise.

21.11.2025 01:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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