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The Kazakhs laying waste to a European state in ways not seen since they rode with Chingis Khan. #WorldCupQualifiers

10.10.2025 15:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Public Enemy needs to train thousands of S1Ws to take to the streets and drive ICE back to the land of sucka MCs.

08.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

07.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 11049    🔁 2860    💬 86    📌 126

Huge Rainer Maria cat.

06.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pentel EnerGel all day every day

04.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Excellent new album, @pagemcconnell.com. Perfect follow up to Maybe We’re the Visitors. You’ve found your own niche here, and it really suits you.

Now tell them to let you play Windy City again.

04.10.2025 03:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t believe that wasn’t a foul that led to Midtjylland’s third goal.

02.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A white woman leaning up against a stone wall. She's wearing a black t shirt that I have mocked up with a white bold condensed font to read, "I'm gonna go finger your wife"

A white woman leaning up against a stone wall. She's wearing a black t shirt that I have mocked up with a white bold condensed font to read, "I'm gonna go finger your wife"

Quick idea I had for a shirt to wear when the National Guard rolls into town.

02.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 436    🔁 65    💬 13    📌 4
A delicious looking cherry pie. Where the crust is crimped some filling broke containment, and has caramelized into what I can only imagine will be amazing. There are four vents cut into the center of the pie, and the crust is appropriate shades of lighter and darker brown. The pie is covered in what my pastry friends call ‘disco sugar’, large sugar crystals that look more like coarse sea salt. 

It looks absolutely bangin.

A delicious looking cherry pie. Where the crust is crimped some filling broke containment, and has caramelized into what I can only imagine will be amazing. There are four vents cut into the center of the pie, and the crust is appropriate shades of lighter and darker brown. The pie is covered in what my pastry friends call ‘disco sugar’, large sugar crystals that look more like coarse sea salt. It looks absolutely bangin.

The aforementioned cherry pie.

01.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

One of paper = four of coin

01.10.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking forward to it, Larf McGunderton

01.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you, Wang Frangerson

01.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s fucked.

01.10.2025 19:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AI is just expensive and resource intensive Dr. Steve Brule

01.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

They’re gonna frag him…

01.10.2025 18:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah

01.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@whinterqueen.bsky.social has informed me from the road that she has acquired a whole cherry pie from a legendary locale and that it is all mine.

It’s going to be an incredible weekend.

01.10.2025 18:00 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think another CRAVE! would be best.

01.10.2025 17:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
01.10.2025 05:53 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking fascist dweeb

01.10.2025 05:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jah bless

01.10.2025 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫁🧠

01.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They’re gonna frag him.

30.09.2025 12:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What’s your sign?

29.09.2025 19:35 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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Charlie Javice sentenced to 7 years in prison for fraudulent $175M sale of financial aid startup The 33-year-old founder of the startup student financial aid company Frank has been sentenced to more than seven years in prison.

I’m available to any future scammers who might need advice on what to do AFTER you get that $175 million. GTFO of Dodge, otherwise what?

Serious grifters never ask themselves the one key question: NOW WHAT? I can help for a fee.

29.09.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh and congratulations!

28.09.2025 14:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How much Rainer Maria does the protagonist listen to?

28.09.2025 14:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She’s Nubs

28.09.2025 13:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You asked in DMs too so when we were texting about I was like wait, what’s ICE doing in Poland?

28.09.2025 08:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man wearing red sunglasses and a red shirt Alt: Dr Steve Brule’s imaginary brother Stanley nodding and saying yes. Dr. Steve Brules imaginary brother Stanley is played by the same person who plays Dr. Stephen Brule, Jungus C. Randy
28.09.2025 07:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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