Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl

Eunice works on a math equation that never even ever really even ends in the end

I am elated to see a groundswell in our corner of the internet against Spotify.

All streaming platforms are manipulative but over and over again Spotify has led the charge of being shitty to musicians. I have posted examples over and over again through the years.

Fuck Spotify.

Ope.

Always nice to see other mongers also struggle with cutting Grand Noir evenly from the wheel. That wax is some serious business for such a soft blue.

Their sheep’s milk Gouda, Lamb Chopper, is even better. Really excellent.

I’m 6 blocks away if shit gets out of hand, but then you’d just be adding a mere follower to the mix. A true wild card.

But sir, what if I, too, am gleefully engaged in glorious gluttony?

What a mensch!

Definitely a three something night…

Not the preferred nomenclature at all. And to think I was bummed when he left UW-Madison.

Also, that Hey Stranger was novel (laudatory).

Definitely sounds more like Donovan in any event, especially when it’s more structured and clearly a sort of “Mountain Jam”.

The Saffron teases in Bathtub Gin tonight only strengthen my case that Mountain Jams/licks are in fact Donovan-inspired rather than the Allman Brothers.

Anybody else really hate the Blake Griffin and Chet Holmgren NBA ad on Prime? Blake’s fake laugh and Tom Brady name drop is cringe.

He’s just waiting for the Loons to call.

Aur naur, a beemaring!

Those guys earned a Makisupa, which was weird, because usually Madison cops are pretty chill. I’ve never seen a kid get hassled so hard about hitting his dugout outside of a venue.

Yeah that would be a particular kind of bust out.

I knew you’d know. I do like the og lyrics too tbh.

The severed head of Benjamin Raspell, preserved in a jar, found in a hearse in a storage unit in Baltimore. From silence of the lambs.

Same energy.

Holy shit. The one in Chaska looks like the jar they found in the storage unit in Silence of the Lambs that contains the severed head of Benjamin Raspell.

The original lyrics for you younger folk out there who don’t know the other version are:

I saw you with Carini and
That piece of ass

Your house was made of windows
But those windows had no glass

Capitalism has existed for less than 1% of recorded history and we might literally destroy the planet under it, but it's the only system that "works" and we have to keep doing it forever

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I was at the Kohl Center show where the naked dude was taken out by Peter Carini, and was at the UIC Pavilion shows where the new Carini lyrics were born for the first time just two nights later.

Any Phish people know the answer to this? Has Phish done the original opening lyrics to Carini since the naked dude ran onstage and Carini got him? Because Carini’s gonna get ya.

I don’t have massive stats but I have interesting ones…

I really want to do nose beers with this cat.

Really the best of the bowel syndromes if you ask me.

Oh you dang Loons. Dropping points late in games. I guess it is July!