@xzigalia.bsky.social
There have been others throughout history. Epicaricacy / Schadenfreude was one for a while.
13.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Young people don't know how to do anything these days"
Talmud, Kiddushin 29 [excerpt].
"Any father who does not teach his son a trade teaches him banditry."
Isn't that how Absurdism got started?
13.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jerks together strong.
13.10.2025 01:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ignorance isn't one of the Deadly Sins, is it?
13.10.2025 00:09 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Original joke by @johnlyon.bsky.social
13.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Interviewer: Your resume lists one of your skills as “planning evil events.” That’s a typo, right? Don’t you mean “live events”?
Me: [slowly rubbing my hands together] If you want them alive.
Try her on eel pie
13.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait seriously?
12.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ignorance isn't one of the Deadly Sins, is it?
12.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
No.
12.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Instructions unclear, ate my therapist.
12.10.2025 23:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We request updates
12.10.2025 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I saw your Bluesky handle and noticed you are a big fan of my dog, so here is a photo of Gypsy Moon for you, since you are too shy to ask.
12.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That oofed me right in the soft spot.
12.10.2025 23:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I remember those creatures from the movie Labyrinth.
12.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, that's the point.
12.10.2025 23:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Paul's discount dentistry and custom made antiques
17.05.2025 15:18 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I always thought they ate the Jack O Lanterns afterwards in pumpkin pie and it became increasingly confusing to see people carving and decorating with them at the beginning of the month, because they won't stay fresh enough to eat. Then I found out they grow special big tasteless ones for lanterns.
12.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't listen to him, Billhelm!
12.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"If you want them alive."
12.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They can share chores
12.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have the dismayed worms say it when they find all their dirt has washed away.
12.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Here you go!
youtu.be/ZUNJd06iyWU?...
Aotearoa New Zealand. Our most iconic ad is a series of things going badly, fondly known as "the bugger ad".
11.10.2025 18:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Great minds smurf alike!
11.10.2025 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where is this?
11.10.2025 18:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can tell somebody designed the face to be "childlike simplicity" for commercial reasons and it's sickening.
11.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blithe, nay, smug idiocy.
11.10.2025 18:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you ever wondered whether polyamory is right for you? Due to its comorbidity with neurodivergence, LGBT, BDSM, and connective tissue diseases, most of us are already mentally ill, full of rage, and quite pain tolerant.
11.10.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
