@simondemaio.bsky.social
Inuk, left handed, gay, born in an airport; he/him (or whatever you'd like)
We must blame the US Department of Transportation for failing to maintain the portal to Terabithia that's in Virginia
20.02.2026 11:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In 4D space you can eat time. You can cook time. Consume a hot minute
20.02.2026 11:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I awoke with that damned jingle eminating from underneath the floorboards
20.02.2026 11:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Every so often god (christian) texts me at 3 am with the text: "thoust up?"
08.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0What's your favorite game from every Nintendo console you've owned?
N64: Banjo-Kazooie
GBC: Pokemon Red
GBA: Jurassic Park III: The DNA Factor
GC: Double Dash or Mario Strikers
DS: Mario 64 DS
Wii: Wii Sports
3DS: Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Switch: Breath of the Wild
When you find mini dbz funkos....what else is there to do?
All but King Kai available! DM to purchase!
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finally got over my natural inertia and made a bluski account!!! old pals and new I need your accounts!!! trying to follow as fast as my fingers can scroll!!
08.01.2026 20:58 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 17 📌 0wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
20.12.2025 05:26 — 👍 8436 🔁 1376 💬 262 📌 64Raisins are grape jerky
16.12.2025 01:06 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Consider helping out! Bapperson has helped a ton in many different GeeklyInc ways that we have all benefited from 😍😍😍
14.12.2025 16:19 — 👍 13 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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We are getting our son an autism service dog, trained to meet his needs. I'll do at least 1 fundraising stream (tentatively Dec 27, depending on surgery). We also plan to do some other fundraisers.
Any and all support is great - donating or sharing with others.
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My mouth can picture the crunch of the cookie crust
02.12.2025 01:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Most cars need a drink to drive
15.11.2025 15:16 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel 2026 rattling in the corpse of 2025 to be set free. Enjoy your nacency in this chrysalis
05.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Novelty candy but its in a plastic bottle with a nipple that's actually the candy. Also there's sugar in the bottle to flavour the sugar lump-nipple
Also let's give it an annoying jingle that will resonate madly in peoples' ears in the dying throes of 2025
That's awesome! Congrats! 😄
30.10.2025 02:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A certain podcast was quoted on the back. 👀
29.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0A lot of planetoids like comets have cliffs and hills. I just don't imagine them
28.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The world is my oyster. But im allergic to shellfish
28.10.2025 18:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Termight. But its unclear if its might (physical brawn) or might (perhaps)
24.10.2025 16:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Capricorn: An unexpected invitation may arrive at your home. It may be written in blood. Or just really fucked up looking brown ink, who knows, we’re not psychics.
19.10.2025 18:56 — 👍 160 🔁 40 💬 2 📌 7I hope she did!
11.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I conjugate with lethal intention
10.10.2025 15:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heavy is the nervous system where the heart desires spooky
07.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Little friends!
03.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Algorithm. My bespoke echo chamber into the void
01.10.2025 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post Conversation Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart The emergence of “slop” was foretold as soon as we started consuming content via “the feed” 11:59 AM · Sep 26, 2025 · 491.4K Views https://x.com/TheStalwart/status/1971605590897213515
this is quickly becoming a load bearing post for me
29.09.2025 01:08 — 👍 718 🔁 156 💬 4 📌 5They should make a prequel called 28 seconds earlier
28.09.2025 19:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
