Simon DeMaio

I feel 2026 rattling in the corpse of 2025 to be set free. Enjoy your nacency in this chrysalis

Novelty candy but its in a plastic bottle with a nipple that's actually the candy. Also there's sugar in the bottle to flavour the sugar lump-nipple

Also let's give it an annoying jingle that will resonate madly in peoples' ears in the dying throes of 2025

That's awesome! Congrats! 😄

A certain podcast was quoted on the back. 👀

A lot of planetoids like comets have cliffs and hills. I just don't imagine them

The world is my oyster. But im allergic to shellfish

Termight. But its unclear if its might (physical brawn) or might (perhaps)

Capricorn: An unexpected invitation may arrive at your home. It may be written in blood. Or just really fucked up looking brown ink, who knows, we’re not psychics.

I hope she did!

I conjugate with lethal intention

Heavy is the nervous system where the heart desires spooky

Little friends!

Algorithm. My bespoke echo chamber into the void

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this is quickly becoming a load bearing post for me

They should make a prequel called 28 seconds earlier

Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".

My loved ones: no it's not.

6 brown/orange wolves circle a white lamb. Captioned "The circle tightens, though no teeth have touched. The prey bows its head, already condemned by silence. Predators dance in ritual, more patient than hunger. What devours first is not flesh, but solitude. A lamb may die long before it is bitten."

My brain, circling my brain when lack of coffee

My brain to me about the midnight cereal time

Hey I need to move out and I need help by the end of this month and please!!!🙏👋😭 #helpsky

Capricorn: Embrace your curiosity this week! Someone is trying to poison you.

Add lib? To what??

Take a sheet of paper. Cut it into a disc. Glue on sand. Put it on a drill and watch it spin really fast

My soul is 64 nested IF statements

wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.

Capricorn: We are all stardust but you also have an abnormally high lint content.

Chibi Sora swinging his keyblade with the caption "U found it cringe, I found it whimsy. that's why I'm happier than u." In white text

Why is it that the gravity only attracts weirdos into my orbit? I'm really normal; some would say the most normal of people

Dear caffeine, you can call me Around by the way you horse me 🫱🕳🫲

Hoping for an expeditious get welling!!

If it's french, another tower to reroll the rando language