Cryler

I say this because I definitely didn't teach him to do that at my house

He learned that on the streets

"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

Same, I need the extra hype for my little guys!

I have three of these lil guys and I need more!

I'm stealing this idea but with this

I just gotta watch The Monkey again and again untill the end of time

Thank god AI can make art so I can focus on my truly calling of following up, circling back, and getting aligned

The monkey is a perfect lil guy and anyone who says otherwise is insane

I'll always leave a plate of black coffee out for you
youtube.com/watch?v=Tp_s...

A headline: Hulk Hogan Booed Heavily During 'Monday Night Raw' Netflix Debut

Roses are red 🌹

Violets are blue 🪻

feel so stupid. none of them have the mustache. no way to tell which baby is hitler.

The magic is that they don't just look cool, they become cool. As soon as the nicotine hits the bloodstream their DNA is transformed, it's called "The Coolination". I read about it in a book I wrote.

I'd probably watch Marvel movies if at least five people were puffing Lucky Strikes the whole time

Watching 12 Angry Men and realizing that what modern day movies are missing is everybody smoking cigarettes

He sounds like a tariff-ic guy

This is bullshit Netflix my friend paid good money for this account

I'm always cyclin'

Essentially I mean if what I said was weird then ooops I was vibing

I don't interact here much, but when I do I'm comfortably tipsy

Same, but I don't have to log much

Its only 4 images, but it tells everything you need to know

This reminds me that I also need to do this

This last sentence may truly be the most real thing I've ever read.

If Willem Dafoe's voice ever tell you to do something then you do that thing.

Honestly, a great vibe for every function

Actually hedge apples do belong on pizza

The only Kennedy who has my vote is Jamie

Two Code Reds into an overtime shift and I'm feeling unstoppable

Watching Beau is Afraid might have re wired my brain permanently, but I'm pretty cool with it