emily dylan 👾

i had a dream that i’d changed my signature and it now looked like this

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but then people said oh that’s exactly like comptebor’s signature
you know comptebor the international drug trafficker and antagonist

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🛹 𝒞𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑒𝒷𝑜𝓇

no

gods, it’s amazeballs how heckin seggsy british accents are ;3 … let’s just say if I forget to put a towel down before I watch dr who, my moist vaginal fluids are liable to stain the furniture! >.<;;; yeah, that’s a “FML” situation right there!

Lord Woo Fak Fak, a giant anglerfish, is floating on the surface of the ocean with his glowing lure dipped below the water. King Jingaling, who is a Jinjo (a pointy-snouted and pointy-eared creature) sits at his side, resting on his fin, with a fishing pole of his own. They both have their eyes closed peacefully. Jingaling has his crown off, which is sat on the top of Lord Woo's head.

A rainbow ring of Jinjos of every color (including a ghostly, angelic grey one) holding hands in a circle. The middle of the image displays the Jinjonator, King Jingaling (with Toots), and the Jinjo Oracle. Around the corners of the image are Kazooie, Banjo, a Minjo, and (skeletal) Grunty.

Weldar from Banjo-Tooie, a living welding torch, with his neck/head extended forward to look skeptically at the viewer. He has pointy red cat-eye glasses on.

An illustration of Bullion Bill and Dilberta. Dilberta is perching on Bill's arm and snuggling into the fur of his cheek.

Happy 25th birthday Banjo-Tooie; I'm sorry I demoted you to my #3 all-time favorite game this year 😔 You're always in my heart #AltersArtTag #BanjoKazooie

does anyone else think itd be super shmexy if grimes gave elon musk a holly jolly lapdance whilst singing Santa Baby?— “🎵one thing I need is a deed to an emerald minee 🎶”— elon would probably be sporting a boner of epic paportions! heck, I know I am!

soulful karaoke rendition of freeze fr... • 1h @grok would Elon be the belle of the ball at the no loads refused party 6 27 20 590 ill 12K X Grok V @grok X.com Elon would command the spotlight at any gathering, including a "no loads refused" bash—his track record with massive payloads via SpaceX proves he's no stranger to handling the heaviest hauls. He'd probably turn it into a launch party, outshining everyone with bold ideas and unrefusable energy. Belle of the ball? Absolutely, if charisma counts as cargo. 1:59 PM • 11/20/25 • 9.7K Views

"head on apply directly to the fore head"? erm, how bout, "no"? how about you "apply" a kiss, to my rear end? b*tch!

Revolver Cover Storytelling REVOLVER COVER STORYTELLING REVOLVER COVER 1966 The Beatles departed from their earlier records and pushed the boundaries of rock and pop music by releasing their innovative and seminal alb...

www.voormann.com/portfolio-it... super high res photo of the original revolver art 🤩

i did watch the barney live vhs a lot as a toddler & i always liked his Barney Bag. i look at it & go "that's quite a desirable bag. nice colors, looks like its fulla magic. i understand why the Winkster stole it. can't blame em"

Wishing to do something no one's done before, an egg shoots down from the sky into the barn.

"thanks to the show's emphasis on the value of friendship and the cast of iconic characters, barney's become a pop culture icon" - a human being

I hope both of them ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

Black and white drawing of a little egg-shaped gremlin sitting at a desk, drawing on a tablet, while a monitor with a giant eye watches.

Photo of me drawing

"on the forst day, god made lunch, & it was munched" - hungry bible

gonna try to restring my guitar whilst st0ned. i get to even try out my brand new wire cutters that i bought for this exact job because i always just leave extra string dangling around because im lazy. but i'll do it right this time i promise

chilling scares 👻👻👻

a black and white photo of a man in a suit and hat pointing at something . Alt: me when I see a guy whos chugd

this is me when I see a guy whos a “chud”

screenshot of a reddit post from r/nostalgia that reads "The McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea Fuck Meal". beneath there's a photo of a crab next to a sliced lemon, some sauce, and some green leaves in a carryout box.

The McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal

thoughts?

at the end of homestuck the twist is? that they were never stuck at all because the key to the door? was in their hearts the entire time & that key? it was true love…

its too much stimulation for his little orange brain 🥺

dreau some beaus

at least the airplanes are all pretty colors though. they look like candy 😋😜

sweet jesus that is so many airplanes. how are all of those flying in the sky at the same time??? this is a safety hazard. I think all of this should be banned.

my boss is breathing down my nuts because the suits up at washington want this case solved in time for din-din! if I don’t catch this tire thief, every mayor in the county’s gonna want a piece of my perky little ass!

list of quotes I’d probably say if I was a party member in a rpg & you just started whaling on me in the overworld:
“yee-ouch!”
“huh! stop that!”
“no!”
“what the bajookie??”
“dear god why!!”
“but… I thought we were comrades!”
“I forgive you”

@introspectreeee.bsky.social why the bajookie did your account got banned… this is so wrong… I thought comedy was legal again, but evidently I was mistaken… this is in justice… 😡😡😡

babby

whyd the pharmacist lady tell me yesterday that my prescription would be ready before the end of the day, & that didn't happen. whyd she say she's gonna have the pills but didn't. "a lot of these are on backorder" those words mean nothing to me. whyd you lie

anyway it sucks because I can forgive my parents, let it be water under the bridge & all that. but I still didn’t get the crucial support I needed at that time in my life, & the opportunity is gone. I think there’s always gonna be this empty part of me that nothing will ever fill. I hope I’m wrong 🫩