emily dylan 👾

in this duolingo story eddy makes junior breakfast (desayuno) but he takes so long making it that it’s already 1 o clock. they’re both morons & I hate them

dude sweet, 100 le followers!! …imagine if all those followers gave me a dollar… why, that’s $100 bucks right there! “cha-ching”, baby! 🤑

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭awooogaa 💚🐸

The 22nd was two days ago but I was away all weekend and lost track of the date, so I'm posting a Sable sketch now -- both my favorite Animal Crossing character and the lead inspiration for my very own Charlie. Happy belated birthday!

now I can take kenny to work with me so he’ll be my little friend & his orange presence will keep me from succumbing to stress/despair/etc #NormalBrain

It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si

fuck did i take my morning estradiol already. i don't remember. i'm really bad at this

& yknow you can tell they’re mentally ill, I’ve seen other people who were schizophrenic share a lot of the same behaviors. it’s sad, & I do hope they get the help they need, for their sake + so they can stop leaving obnoxious-ass yt comments that get on my goddamn nerves

there’s a person who leaves youtube comments on almost every paul mccartney video I’ve ever seen, always talking about paul is dead bullshit, calls him Faul or William Shears. 100s upon 100s of comments, sometimes from different accounts but always written the same, for years upon years

like don’t you need the money??? if this is the job you’re qualified for & you get it, what the hell happens where you just never show up again? “oh sorry I got a better offer, I’m gonna be CFO at Apple”

this has happened before & I never understand it. like I wanna give them the benefit of the doubt like “maybe they had a crisis of some sort”. but how do you go through the entire hiring process & get to the point where you’re about to start working & just go “ahh nevermind”

we were supposed to have a new team member in grocery for q4 & the dude just never showed up to any of his shifts & that leads to all our schedules getting fucked up to fill in the gaps.

What’s truly “Wicked for Good” is the state of the world

memes have changed...

the problen with george carlin is he never clarified beforehand whether he was being serious or satirical. like his bit about broadcasting executions on tv, I have no way of knowing if he really wanted that. someone should have told him that satire requires a clarity of purpose lest it be mistaken f

screenshot of twitter: Stop masturbating to spiritual people if you don't have consent. We can see you, feel you and our guides will also tell us your name. 17:32 • 2/24/21 - Twitter for iPhone Luminary Wings of Love replied: Honestly just ask the person you wanna masturbate to if you can. You might be surprised who says yes and if you can't contact that person and ask then you definitely have NO right or place to be masturbating to them. Fucking up people sacral and your own. It's raggedy. Stop.

a cartoon character from south park is holding a bag that says walstien 's ALT: a cartoon character from south park is holding a bag that says walstien 's

look at this guy. he makes me so much smile. I love him everyday. he is so nice.

a black and white photo of a man with a beard and the words marxism intensifies above him Alt: epic giof

hes like the lovechild of the red scare podcast & the chapo cum house podcast, on crack 😳

I used to think george carlin was a tryhard edgelord… but then I listeneed to more of his material & I realized hes actually… kinda woke???

cute retsupurae moment :3

since when do high school football players get wikipedia entries?? how is “helping popularize an internet meme for children” an accomplishment worth taking up precious space on wikipedia’s servers forever. I had a tumblr post get 100k notes 13 years ago. give *me* a fucking wikipedia page

HEY!! NOT NOTABLE!! *blows a whistle & starts ringing a large bell* NOT NOTABLE, THIS IS NOT A NOTABLE TOPIC!! *SHOULDN’T* *BE* *HERE*!!

im a nepo baby

I finally went ahead & just bought the kenny dangler keychain on ebay because I couldn’t live with not having him in the set. now he’s with all his friends & they can go on adventures together! :333

i just think she's "bae", okae...

a comic. panel 1: spatzle, a duckling, peeks through a doorway. “Are you crying?” she says. panels 2-4: her mother, sitting mostly shrouded in darkness, wipes her eyes and says, “yes.” panel 5: Spätzle approaches her. She is tiny while her mother looms large, huddled in the darkened corner. “What’s wrong,” Spätzle asks. Her mother says, “everything.”

a comic. panel 1: Spätzle’s mother says from the shadows, “I wish I never met your father.” panel 2: “I wish I never left my parents.” panel 3: “I wish I never came to america.” panel 4: Spätzle site on the floor by her feet. “I’m happy you did those things. If you didn’t, I wouldn’t be here.” panel 6: from the darkness, Spätzle’s mother says, “go to bed.”

a comic. panel 1: Spätzle and Fanlee sit together. Fanlee is reading and Spätzle appears to have been drawing, but she’s distracted. panel 2: Spätzle says, “hey real quick can you tell me you like having me around”

10PM on a Wednesday

i had a dream that i’d changed my signature and it now looked like this

💵
💵 💵
🛹

but then people said oh that’s exactly like comptebor’s signature
you know comptebor the international drug trafficker and antagonist

💵
💵 💵
🛹 𝒞𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑒𝒷𝑜𝓇

no

Lord Woo Fak Fak, a giant anglerfish, is floating on the surface of the ocean with his glowing lure dipped below the water. King Jingaling, who is a Jinjo (a pointy-snouted and pointy-eared creature) sits at his side, resting on his fin, with a fishing pole of his own. They both have their eyes closed peacefully. Jingaling has his crown off, which is sat on the top of Lord Woo's head.

A rainbow ring of Jinjos of every color (including a ghostly, angelic grey one) holding hands in a circle. The middle of the image displays the Jinjonator, King Jingaling (with Toots), and the Jinjo Oracle. Around the corners of the image are Kazooie, Banjo, a Minjo, and (skeletal) Grunty.

Weldar from Banjo-Tooie, a living welding torch, with his neck/head extended forward to look skeptically at the viewer. He has pointy red cat-eye glasses on.

An illustration of Bullion Bill and Dilberta. Dilberta is perching on Bill's arm and snuggling into the fur of his cheek.

Happy 25th birthday Banjo-Tooie; I'm sorry I demoted you to my #3 all-time favorite game this year 😔 You're always in my heart #AltersArtTag #BanjoKazooie