GoodCitizen

HEY!…

Every night I wake up panicked because it’s already late August and my brain thinks it’s only March

Classic

everybody has just given up

it’s weird, darth so weird

AHAB kink

Top, always. Imma be moving around, and if the other occupant is too, I do NOT want to hear it

Second

Kruk needs to read “Longitude”, he’d enjoy it

Have never known a boss to be so panicked about daily operations. 2 of them, really. It’s like dudes, we got this, it happens every motherfucking day. That’s what “daily” means.

I don’t have kids but have seen this play out. By NO MEANS am I an expert. Just watching the extended family

It’s about attention being paid. The “snitch” wants to be favorite. Also trying to step into your role as step-mom.

Thank her for the info, ignore it as you see fit.

Kruk’s a goddamned treasure

I wouldn’t know, to be fair, but I want to believe it.✌️

Study: Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. BETHESDA, MD—According to a new study released Monday by the National Institutes of Health, for the 25th straight year, violent wolf attacks remain the leading cause of death in the United States.

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Being an American I can say that Thatcher is the only Woman head of state upon which whose grave I would gladly piss.

Plenty of Americans, sadly all men, don’t get me wrong, but would travel for that pleasure

She thought it was hilarious

“ONE MORE TIME! AND GO!”

Judging from the replies within the replies I feel sadly justified in this statement

Bot bot bot

On vacation but still checking in and I hate myself for it

It is just science

I find it hard to believe that “stop killing people” and “I would like to help people eat” is so divisive in politics.

I swear he thinks he’s just riffing off-script. He has no idea what the feck he is saying

Apropos of nothing, thank you for these. I knew “of” Pratchett but had no idea the discworld series existed. Making my way through, in order…

Aw. *blushes*

I’m on vacation this week and honestly having a tough time of it. Need to go for a long walk or something…

I would drive the shit out of this car. I just adore little cars

Just let pigs be pigs

Genius 😁✌️