Karen

Absolutely brilliant.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

How long before Fox News argues that Trump is just like Jesus because he “loves the little children of the world?”

#nokings
#thanksbutnotanks

May the best man…wait…nope, doesn’t apply

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Ok I’ve been away for awhile. Anything big happening today?

You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Pete Hegseth: "Hey, front desk, can I get a wakeup call for 10:30AM? I need to get up super early because we are secretly bombing Yemen tomorrow at 1PM. And could you have someone send up another bottle of Scotch? Thanks."

Top intelligence committees need to begin an investigation into Pete Hegseth's epic Signal chat mishap. ASAP.

There should be televised hearings so all Americans have transparency on how such an enormous breach of national security could take place in first place.

The cruelty of this administration is only surpassed by their utter fucking incompetence.

I don't want to brag or anything, but I've gone the entire day without sharing top secret highly classified military intelligence on our village bulletin board.

Three days ago Trump took away my non-existent security clearance…. At the same time his cabinet was texting top secret plans with a member of the media on board.

Copy that

#FireHegseth

I feel confident in predicting history will judge this decade or so as the absolutely stupidest time in American history.

Honestly our kids and grandkids will read about this time and be shocked that adults existed.

Department of Education cuts expected to have 'huge impacts' on teachers After the Department of Education gutted nearly 50% of its workforce, educators have expressed deep concern -- not only for students' futures but for their own as well.

Department of Education cuts expected to have 'huge impacts' on teachers

Those who teach marginalized students particularly brace for negative impact.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/dep...

The media is now obsessed with remorseful Trump voters, white voters, who are now losing their jobs or upset about inflation. I don’t want to hear from them. I want to hear from the Black voters who stood in line for hours, only to be turned away because their name was purged from the rolls.

Accurate AF.

Remember the handful of slugs in our school classes - from middle & high school - who cheated on tests, bullied others at lunch, who were disrespectful to the teacher, who constantly got detention, who flunked out & made class awful for the rest of the class?

They are now running the USA.

Defunding public schools while giving billionaires tax breaks is robbery.

There's a war on our children being waged by this administration. Fight back!

Call Congress at 202-224-3121 & tell them to reject cuts to education.

#DontDefundPublicSchools

JFC

Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.

It's getting a little North Korean around here.

If you are taking care of a parent, or struggling with the decision to put them in a home, remember you could have had a paid worker come to their house to help take care of them, but Kamala Harris laughed funny, so now their Medicare is about to get frozen.

Awesome win

Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!

You can also do this
This is important because the banking Lobby is huge and if they believe that enough of us are going to start pulling money out of the huge corporate banks and move to smaller local credit unions because of Doge they're going to start putting pressure on the Republican Party.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

Just spitballing, but things that could happen today:
*Court injunction protecting USAID
*Dems demand hearings on Musk's role
*Someone introduce articles of impeachment
*Dem officeholders go to USAID offices with USAID workers
*Refuse to conduct any more Senate confirmations until this is resolved