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chiikawa puzzle

a most darling butch woman said "thank you hun" when i held the door open for her the other day and i keep looking up toward the sky blinking softly thinkin about it

im like. tired of reading the word enshittification we get it thank you. putting the word in a box and putting that box in a box and mailing it to myself and when it arrives. well. 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

i dont want to live a life where i call my stuff in my home 'pieces'

"idc if disney wins i need midjourney to lose" you sound so dumb im not sorry a disney win will never ever ever be a win in your favor

"as nature intended" nature doesn't have intentions literally not a single one this is all by miraculous accumulative mistake not by design

we have moved on from the stanley thneed era and we now enter labubu thneed era this is no information age or technology age this is thneed age

to insist on protecting your ips at any cost is to snip at the threads sewn thru u & thru everything everyone true & undeniable past present future. it is also more notably a laughable waste of time and money and only upholds the oppressive idea the only value ur art has is related to capital gain

"eyeliner wings sharp enough to kill a man" yeah lol the patriarchy is so threatened by your dedication to the beauty standard it came up with for you

tramp stamp that says industrial use only

🫵 YOUu hav. Wuhn. new message

your ability to maintain youthfulness is highly regarded as a woman so much so that any of your other abilities genuinely dont really matter which is why i nabbed my inner child by the shirt and stuffed her in the paper shredder and if this makes me nothing to some people thank the god damn stars

*rests my hand soothingly on icona pop's i love it, furrowing my brow with a sad but compassionate half-smile* im so srry they made u into a tiktok song

i think one day dnb will be used as lobby music and this is a good thing

copyright law gives ppl incentive to claim others works as their own nothing can ever truly be set free until we stop enforcing attribution and credit. it will not help you it can not help you and is just another weight in the heavy boot on our necks

worlds most pickable bones

been getting into image compression

minecraft steve diverges from the character name + media title format e.g. sans undertale. steve minecraft just doesnt work

magicians and people who say guess what and dont tell you what unless you guess wrong a bunch are the same type of annoying to me

unsubscribing from retail emails taking more than 1 click. exclude me from your circus immediately

my husband just said we should call the asterisk the explanation point

holes are good holes are good... im more of a tunnel girl myself

my laptop charger is only charging at certain angles and my mouse is double clicking it is so over for me

i do not dream of friendliness towards advertisers

"He is sitting, standing, and lying down at the same time"

hot take food prepared without gloves on is superior

evenness and oddness are only used for whole numbers :( pi will never know the taste of true oddness or evenness :( only irrationality :( devastating realization

i just dont think im ripe yet

the star emoji is incredibly and criminally under rated ⭐ i give it 5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

nullish coalescing operator is a beautiful name for a baby girl