Mark

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

wolf pupy comic - glade panel 1: a wolf puppy is saying "if i say that i am hanging out in the glade today and you go to the meadow that is your fault" panel 2: wolf pupy continues "i'm not here to teach you the difference" panel 3: wolf pupy says "i'm here to hang out" panel 4: wolf pupy is silently sitting in a glade, staring off into the distance

glade #glade

I'm woke and I'm farting

2.5/5 movie

I'm now seated for The Smashing Machine.

Then, once my pathetic dick and balls are nice and flat, I'm going to go to the cinema to see the new Dwayne Johnson movie

💉💉💉

When it comes to thirst, probably one of my all-time faves is getting Slaked

Just laid a couple real eggs

i am racist to computers

Yeah. I am

(At a kickback with the boys, we're all talking about porn) Yeah haha I'm really into PIV stuff

"Do you mean POV?"

What?

Mike thank you for sharing this video, I love linguistics stuff

No dude don't worry you're like my favorite cryptid

Jane Goodall died today. The zoologist, ethnologist, and Shaolin master was defeated in a savage lightning storm upon the mountaintop by her former apprentice, a sinister chimp who has left to study at the Wu-Tang monastery. And now, it is left to me to avenge her. I will kill the evil Wu-Tang ape!

i call him. dementia donald

Is it from the same tree as the dead branch...? Makes u think

The most patriotic thing you can do at the Riyadh Comedy Festival is “bombing.” Just playing. I appreciate and admire the bold modernization efforts undertaken by the visionary Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud

This "glory hole" you speak of, this is a pit for gladiatorial combat? Take Ungar to the arena. I will take on all comers until your mightiest warrior steps forward. When I finish him off your puny world will be mine

There's a Cheeto in the White House

Justin Theroux in the leftovers. The image is from Possibly the greatest episode of television ever 3x7

got me feelin like Kevin Garvey today

My woke ass holding a copy of Kurt Vonnegut's "Bluebeard"

#NowReading

the rapture is tomorrow

cooking crack in the microwave one last time with my dad before we go home ♥️

エニックス
#ドット絵

GWAR? I hardly KNAR

Yeah it's actually crazy watch out for spoilers

Anybody catch the newest episode of The Crying Smiler

Master the Search Bar and the Internet will unfold before you like a gorgeous rose.

- Barack Obama, after leaving a building full of BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

Gay man