Mark (Jokerpilled) @markw - Bluesky Profile

it’s bagul friday‼️

13.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Gay Diogenes be holding a man

13.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

STUPID POST:
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.

INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.

Know the difference!

13.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 232 🔁 22 💬 6 📌 2

I'm always hearing this down at the VFW

12.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God help me I'm getting deep into competitive scrabble youtube

12.02.2026 13:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shano Daddio

11.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wagner Moura in The Secret Agent saying "I'd kill him with a hammer"

E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL (Spielberg, 1982)

08.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 388 🔁 67 💬 3 📌 3

I "House" to see you go but I "of" to watch you "Leaves"

11.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Screenshot of email app reads: AMC Theatres - Surrender to the Tal...

Surrender to the Taliban

10.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 134 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 1

"Use the Stompers"

09.02.2026 05:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now Watching: Super Mario Bros (1993)

09.02.2026 03:35 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

09.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 4842 🔁 1094 💬 19 📌 16

Sea hawks tuah. Touch down on that thang

08.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 188 🔁 31 💬 2 📌 0

You!!!!

08.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How were they

08.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A digital illustration/homage to the great Tony Millionaire character Drinky Crow. A blue-black cartoon bird with a yellow beak and large X-ed out eyes. He has a brown jug in his beak and is chugging away, dook dook dook… Scratchy messy lettering around him reads ‘maybe it will happen today’.

21.04.2025 14:46 — 👍 646 🔁 118 💬 8 📌 7

Having a ton of fun playing Pizza Tower lately. Made by and for bona fide Warioland Sickos

07.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Barret telling Cloud "People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)"

04.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 4395 🔁 1807 💬 20 📌 24

I get a deal on everything because my dad works everywhere

06.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 221 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1

Fun fact sharks are named for people and not the other way around

06.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gay Romano: get a load from this guy!

05.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Hell I could pee

05.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043

05.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 888 🔁 145 💬 9 📌 4

(Shakespeare with a brand deal) Tubi

04.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

my only regret with going to bed earlier is how many fewer ads i’m getting to see

my customer experience is deteriorating.. and for what?

04.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

This is tremendous. Take the time to watch it.

04.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 2041 🔁 814 💬 28 📌 16

10x10 print of a blue horse with a secret

Horse @mjjii.com

03.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

samnite tinder date wont stop asking me about weapon burials

09.09.2025 03:41 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

He's real and in the world now

02.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

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