Francis🐝

Money tongue emoji doesn’t make any sense to me

My bank teller: maybe he lick it. maybe he lick the money

Me: yeah. Maybe.

I’ve been laughing at my deep cut edit for days lmao

I had to look up the word Jouissance

getting banned from the Frankfurt airport for "sucking on it calf style"

And you may find yourself
In the back of a convenience store in North Jersey
And you may find yourself
duct-taped to a chair under a single fluorescent light

Letting the days go by
Now they’re waterboarding me
Letting the days go by
Now they’re waterboarding me

LMAO, one time I wrote a whole intercept and cache system so I could stay on Google Maps' free tier with a paying client's app.

i will take every opportunity to draw kai shiden

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

If I ever get cancer I'm gonna autoerotic asphyxiate myself. You know, to spare my family the bills

YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm

hornet drifting over clover and grasses

a spider can fly on a current of air

hup

"out of the three mass shootings today,"

I'm like if edgar allan poe were an idiot

YouTube video by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Topic Tha Crossroads

Hades 2, like Dragonage Veilguard, the main base is called The Crossroads. Every single time they say crossroads.
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> Let's meet at the back crossroads
"See you at the crossroads crosscroads crossssroooaadds"

4 things you can learn from anime meme

As the old saying goes...

chuck's gotta go, man

just can't even pretend to meet the moment we're in, you cannot be out there talking about bipartisan funding for the health care system when the VP is threatening your constituents with loss of employment and freedom for speaking their minds in public

I’ve played every mgs game a ton. I beat delta and it reignited my kojima brain. I blasted though peacewalker right after and I am now working the true ending and it’s got me rainting out loud about how GZ is fake and skull face isn’t real or is the real big boss and V is set in the 2000’s

*Norm McDonald laugh*

It’s called the Switch 2 because on Friday, much of the discourse on this website will Switch 2 chatter about new announcements for the console.

*hideo kojima in 2010*
Hello American children, I am talking to you through your Sony PlayStation Portable. I want to tell you the CIA sold cocaine to Americans.

King of Dragon Pass screenshot. a scruffy bearded man named Bastakos says "I'd rather lie than get kicked in the head by a great big horse."

suddenly remembered the single greatest sentence in video game history today

medicinal chips

Typical male fantasy: I’m grillin with one hand & holding a hot babe with the other
Typical female fantasy: There are 3 lions who are brothers and I ride on their backs across the wilderness. I don’t remember a life before them & don’t want a life after. Yes, we do it, but we respect one another.

Going to pick up a gun at the gun store but the owner is like "sorry but your background check came back and they found your tweets about "shooting the leaf blower guy execution style in the street."

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

down fricassee creek 2

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