Justin

Dear recipe writers and Foodstagrammers: don’t tell me to “measure with my heart” on the spices. I’m here watching your video because I don’t know how to do this myself. Give measurements.

I thought it looked cool years ago when it was a concept car. Now I think it looks super dated and ugly. I guess that's why most manufacturers don't release concept cars to production.

Sparty's doing their best to piss this away right now

I just rejoined this club as well. It's such a shift in pace to listen to whole albums again.

The most annoying fucking people right now are the ones who constantly tell others that something they care about which is currently happening is just a “distraction” that they are “falling for” because we apparently aren’t as smart as they are at figuring out the 4-D chess game.

A 25-Year-Old With Elon Musk Ties Has Direct Access to the Federal Payment System The Bureau of the Fiscal Service is a sleepy part of the Treasury Department. It’s also where, sources say, a 25-year-old engineer tied to Elon Musk has admin privileges over the code that controls So...

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Does Chuck Schumer know he is the highest ranking democrat in the senate?

I gotta ask: was it weird being liberal in an NFL locker room? Like, most of those dudes are red hats now, right? Those Jesus vibes are intense.

Wild that the people who played the "you can't just call people you disagree with Nazis" card for years have begun proudly proclaiming themselves to be nazis now that they think it's safe to do so.

I have and will continue to. But you know why I say it here ? Because @bsky.app is 30m strong and growing quickly. The collective wisdom and influence of users here is far greater than any individual democrat.

I can't say it enough. Bluesky can be the influence that can counter RW media.

I'm going to download and remove all my pics and stuff, but I'm still a little hesitant to delete entirely because of Groups for my kids' schools and because of Marketplace. I wish Craigslist was still viable.

my personal favorite comic of 2024

Arial font at Times Square?! How boring.

Panel 1 An energetic Gustopher approaches Douglas. Gustopher: DOUGLAS! We're playing tag! Wanna play? Douglas: No, that's a childish game. Panel 2 Gustopher proceeds to play tag with his friends. He's currently chasing after Olivia and the two look like they haven't a care in the world. Douglas sits on a bench, staring intensely at the other children playing and thinking to himself. Douglas: They look so silly. Running all over. Panel 3 Now Gustopher is being chased by Hannah. She wasn't actually playing, Gustopher brushed against her while pursuing someone else and she instantly recognized this as designating her as being "it". Now Gustopher can only flee in terror with the recognition that Hannah will not be stopped and his being tagged isn't a matter of if, but when. Oh, and Douglas is still on the bench thinking to himself. Douglas: So immature. Screaming. Laughing. Acting like little kids. Panel 4 The focus is on Douglas. He starts fidgeting a little and looks away from the others and thinks. Douglas: I wish I said yes.

Childish Games - Gator Days

Panel 1 Field approaches the bar. There is a craving in their eyes. It's been a rough day and there's a strong overwhelming desire to escape reality. Field: I need more dopamine. Give me the hard stuff. Bartender: Are you sure? Panel 2 Field: OF COURSE I'M SURE! Give it to me! Panel 3 Bartender: Fine. Panel 4 Bartender: Here is your Balatro. The bartender hands Balatro over to Field. Field will now spend 20 straight hours trying to unlock a new Joker.

I have a problem.

Why was that a snap infraction penalty and not a live ball?

WTF Little Caesars? A Viking in a Detroit company’s commercial?

A corgi hiding behind a houseplant

You can’t find Maddie when she hides like this.

Sports betting is like a whole foreign language that I have no interest in learning.

We view our constitution as a holy document that is infallible and can't be amended any further. It has so many flaws yet nothing can be done about it.

I guess I can exhale now.

#OnePride

He thought he was playing futbol for a second there

Jahmyr Gibbs has to lead the league in making defenders do embarrassing things

#DetroitPeopleMovers paving the way for an opening-drive score

David Montgomery 🙌

#GBvsDET | 📺 @NFLonPrime

Excited and nervous for this game tonight. No more injuries please!

#LetsGoLions #DetroitLions

every once in a while i tune into first take for a minute or two just to see what half the sports viewing public sees and it never ceases to blow my mind. it's like different universe, and there's so. much. yelling.

Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp is much better without microtransactions Do Fire Emblem Heroes next.

Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp is much better without microtransactions

Will the Lions have any starting defenders still active by the playoffs?

This is like a modern take on the business card scene from American Psycho.

This halftime show is boring.