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What exactly is it that babies find so funny about "peekaboo"? It's hardly even a joke. No subtly, no satire, no political commentary. It's nothing.

Stupid babies.

People talk about Aiden Hutchinson as a DPOY candidate and rightly so. However, I would love to see him win the Walter Payton award. #DetroitLions

Amon-ra St. Brown on a light cycle? Yes please. #DetroitLions

Everyone talking about how leftists were gleeful about Charlie Kirk dying, but it's weird how no one is talking about how the right was…also gleeful.

When they post about how they finally get to take off the mask and destroy leftism – that is glee. That is them being very happy this happened.

"No, not yet."

Pork loin on the grill tonight.

La reproduction interdite, by René Magritte, 1937, 📸 via @BleacherReport

This is the greatest video I have ever seen. Sound up.

Hmmm.

This crossword puzzle is tough!

For example, "What's a ten-letter word for garbage?"

Oh!

It's "Transphobe."

Easy!

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you attended:

Bloodywood
DEVO
The Damned
Dweezil Zappa
Korpiklaani

Damn, hope Morice Norris is going to be ok.

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

Here’s a thread of cheese fries you can get at soccer stadiums in the U.K.

they tore down a parking deck and put up a park. Houghton, Michigan.

The New York Times has basically two consistent opinions that it sticks to no matter what:

1. Politicians should be working for the interests of the wealthy business class, not the people.
2. War is good.

The true American Dream is to dress up in spandex and fight supervillains, and no one can convince me otherwise.

I'd like to think this visitor is partly here due to my attempts at providing better habitat in my meager Columbus yard.

Using the word "philistine" to mean "uncultured person" is pretty racist when you think about it. Philistine was a whole country with, I'm sure, a variety of people.

Imagine if in 1000 years "American" was a word meaning "idiot". Well ok...that would make sense. Bad example, but you get the idea.

I refer to growing up in the acid rain/ quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety

I wake up every day hoping that aliens don't suddenly land on Earth. It would be such a profoundly embarrassing time to show them around.

The president of the United States is upset that he doesn’t look pretty enough in his new portrait, but please tell me more about how women are petty and emotional.

Never forget that in 1861 Charles Darwin wrote in a letter to a friend…

“But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything"

…because this is my favorite reminder that we can do great things even if we don't always have great days

let my story be told: in 2022 Hollywood mogul Terry Bradshaw sold me authentic cuban cigars that turned out to be Really hard pieces of poop

“Now there’s a new scary thing”

Every time I get on my phone to do literally anything

Sartre and the Meaning of Life:
existentialcomics.com/comic/591

My people know a good roast.

Screenshot of tweet discussing plan of some Danes to buy California

And now it's "Kick in the Eye" by Bauhaus!

At Watershed Distillery in Columbus and they are playing Gang of Four as dining music.

If you somehow had a one-night-stand with Paul Hollywood, how bummed would you be if you didn’t get a handshake afterwards?