potato 🥔

Possibly the greatest TV moment for 2025

#jamalimaddix #gregdavies #nevermindthebuzzcocks #taskmasteradjacent

You're back!!

Me whenever someone is featured on Taskmaster

Marram grass leaf. Light micrograph of a cross section through a closed (unravelled) leaf of Marram grass, Ammophila arenaria. The deeply grooved leaf is thrown into folds. The folds conserve water and withstand salt, and prevent excessive evaporation. Round vascular bundles are visible inside each fold, serving to transport food and water through the leaf. They look like smiley faces. The large "eyes" are the xylem, which transport water. The bright blue "mouths" are the phloem, which transport sugars produced during photosynthesis. The spiky, curved structure is a natural adaptation to drought conditions, helping the leaf to roll up and conserve water. Spines on the surface discourage animals from eating the leaf. Marram grass is important in coastal ecology, since it is one of the commonest grass species in Britain to stabilize sand dunes.

Mother nature is a raver.

"Ejaculate" - Someone from Yorkshire telling Jack he's not on time.

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

Ninajirachi peaking at 27 is a travesty for the ages #triplej

A blue MacBook Air with a wallpaper featuring Judi Love’s face against a vibrant red background, a scene from an episode of Taskmaster. It almost looks like her face is emerging from the screen to look disapprovingly at you.

Judi Love would like a word

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

Eel-flavoured potato chips.

Things I recommend a very great deal:

1. These eel-flavoured potato chips.

2. Getting off the internet. I've done without it for 3 days and it has been glorious. I'm starting to think the internet was a BIG mistake.

I didn't know David Sundin was based like that

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

I personally think the responsibility should be to international law but I wasn’t a human rights barrister so what do I know

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

Külm in 5th is wild but I'm here for it

a drawing of greg davies and alex horne (depicted as rubber ducks) in their roles from the show, taskmaster.

a drawing of jeremy wells and paul williams (depicted as rubber ducks) in their roles from the show, taskmaster new zealand.

a drawing of tom gleeson and tom cashman (depicted as rubber ducks) in their roles from the show, taskmaster australia.

a drawing of rose matafeo and mike wozniak (depicted as rubber ducks) in their roles from the show, junior taskmaster.

tired of these ducks yet? well too bad i wanted to add the junior duo in for ages and only got around to them finishing them (and tweaked some details on the other pairs too, like the AU throne designs from season 4). it's been a taskmaster filled year for me
#seawondererdraws #taskmaster

Good morning.
One from a few days ago.

Mat Baynton's sudden sprint like a startled cat is my favourite 3 seconds of TV all year #Taskmaster

I aspire to one day come up with something half as brilliant as "Chuck it, duck it, bucket". #taskmaster

I’ve always said it’s the precise moment it ceases to be funny that we’ll know Manchester United are no longer a big club.

Because it’s not just Bari Weiss’ CBS asking this question—in the last few months, I’ve been approached by half a dozen different shows looking to ‘debate’ the same topic.

I even got a request from NPR-distributed “Open to Debate” to see if I’d weigh in on “Has Feminism Hurt Women?”

NPR!

a hanging 3D fiber art piece depicting a nude woman from behind holding a pumpkin(?) it’s in muted earth colors but her hair and long braid is made out of very realistic looking blonde hair fibers such that not seeing her face becomes more disturbing in the dark

this wall hanging my in-laws keep in their bathroom is technically quite beautiful except how in the middle of the night I’m convinced she’s going to turn around

Ninajirachi has nothing but bangers

from the article about the Brazilian alcoholic drink "Axé" on Portuguese Wikipedia ("The cat and dog wait for their owner at the bathroom door while he feels unwell after ingesting Axé.")

Betting on John or Maisie

A screenshot from series 20 episode 8 of Taskmaster, featuring a person in a duck mask and robes exiting the loo.

@taskmaster.tv @alexhorne.bsky.social it's little details like this that make the show so brilliant. Completely lost it when the duck came out and have seriously considered getting a tattoo of it. #taskmaster

@sonemic.com so happy to see my album of the year on here 🔥 rateyourmusic.com/release/albu... #RYMbestof2025

There was an article about Pearl Jam many years ago where they played a game on the road putting celebrity names into songs.

One Pearl Jam came up with "Supermodel Kim Alexis expialidocious"

Another Pearl Jam sang "I hope someday you will join us / Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan"

I'm still impressed.