Wes Relaxed

Nah! Bit of BluTak and it's fine.

Lemmy dying kicked off the 2016pocalypse. The world with Lemmy and the world without Lemmy are two very different places.

Everyone who's ever tried to convince me to buy crypto has always fallen down on one question: how do I use it to buy a pint of milk?
Apparently it's more complicated than that...

You can get fucked all the way off with that.

Alien is one of the first films of any sort I remember watching. I was about 4 or 5 and my dad had rented it. He didn't watch it that night so in the morning he had to choose between letting me watch with him, wasting a rental or paying a late fine.

I can time the toaster pop up in my head and cue it with an Elvis-style flourish.

YouTube video by Andrew Falkous mclusky (*?) - without msg I am nothing (live at dingwalls, London, dec 2019)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OgR...

Go Squiggle!

And it makes them put some thought into the track order as well. Instead of just putting all the hits first up and then letting it peter out.

Aparrently my trans brothers and sisters in the States are now 'Nihilistic Violent Extremists'. Sounds good to me! Go doi extreme nihilistic violence, bitches!

You're the expert. Exactly how much of history boils down to people just wanting to get plastered and have a good time but their betters don't like that so they make them do work and war and stuff?

Imagine where we could be if we applied our brilliant engineering skills to anything other than being twats to each other.
We could all be popping over to Pluto for the weekend for an amazing festival.
Instead we're stuck on this shithole with a bunch of pricks who want to kill each other.

I don't think any Heavy Metal musician, real or fictional, has ever been given a Knighthood. If Ozzy never got one then I can't see anyone else who could possibly in line for one. Apart from Bruce Dickinson and Vim Fuego, obviously.

When I see this photo, all I see are kids who paid next to nothing for college, bought homes on a single income and then grew up to be adults who slammed the door on this opportunities to give themselves tax breaks. Now it’s our fault we won’t slay the monsters they created?

Bachelor Chow

As do most cultural references outside the Conservatoire de Paris. Sherry, Niles?

Well said, Niles.

T'singer

Better, but no human has ever had ice white, spirit level straight teeth before the last 20 years or so.

She's still got it...

Got to start with a good dip; toast, sausage, get the first bit of runny. Then you smother the white with salt and pepper and choke it down because you are supposed to be adult. Then you're left with a bit more dippy and when you're finished with that you put the hard yolk in an egg sandwich. Tidy!

Can I have an A movie budget please Bob?

Eichenberg has been physically unable to perform for the last four years.

I love Poly Styrene.

"Can't stop Julie and her synthesizer,
she's got more fizz than a bottle of Tizer."
is the actual greatest single line in pop music.

Those pictures of a matador with a horn jammed right up his hoop are worth the invention of photography themselves.

To me, hot weather is like ricin. I can't tolerate the slightest amount.

If there'd been one more season of the Father Dowling Mysteries then there probably would have been an episode where Sister Steve was a dab hand with a TR-808.

That's the plan though. Buy a house that's cheap because it's next to a music venue; complain about the noise until it gets shut down then watch the value of your house skyrocket as it's now not next to a venue.
It's like you don't want developers to make sackfuls of cash at the expense of culture.