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Average centrist Dem loving the demon

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Wedding photo top left

Wedding photo removed

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts

CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies

julius Bangojr 1 star Its 2:15 p.m. the owners wife locked me in and left. She did not look to see if the store was empty. This is not good. Dont want to move around just in case she set the alarm..

This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES

a society losing the plot in real time

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous

"y'all got any celery"

almost forgot to post! Anyways... BALD #guineapig

A demonstration of where you can find the drafts feature in the top right corner of the post composer on Bluesky.

v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.

Eighty percent of Americans say that it is immoral for a middle-aged man to have sexual relations with a sixteen-year-old girl. But on this centrist podcast, that percentage feels much lower.

American Libertarianism is an unstable state that pushes people into being fascists

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

Jesus was too woke and the new pope is a corrupt liberal. Here’s why I’m converting to Catholicism.

They can't stop gargling on that boot

They're so cute!!! my friend got one of your handmade piggie mugs for me as a birthday present a few years back ♥️

A screen shot from the Guardian which reads - and I am so serious - "Sex and snacks, but no seat at the table: the role of women in Epstein's sordid men's club."

🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.

Shut it all down. We're never going to top this

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

After Boos Last Year, Trump Skips Super Bowl Visit Trump announces another Palm Beach trip complete with private watch party

Unpopular Trump skips Super Bowl this year meidasnews.com/news/after-b...

Job offer!!
I’m helping a PBS series look for a social media manager/content creator for an upcoming promotional campaign. The start date is ASAP, and a project timeline that currently goes to July.

This is for a series on American Muslim history, so candidates with cultural familiarity preferred!

the fact that they’re taking down and censoring jd vance getting boo’d on twitter lol

Lineart of a guinea pig farmer with a sash proudly standing between celery

Lineart of a guinea pig farmer holding up grapes and is surrounded by them

Here's lineart! Butterscoth with Grapes and Vanilla Oreo with Celery!

so cute!!!