Cucumber With Anxiety

Pol Pot? No.
Kissenger? No.
Margaret Thatcher? No.
Dorian Ghoul-Sullivan? Yes.

There's no way there wouldn't be

I'm not here to kinkshame

I am here to say I have a terrible urge to roll that over and flip the cars

I had the AUDACITY to look at her when she yelled at me to look at her

Serious Airplane Ears. How dare they push you to such measures

A black and orange and white cat, draped on top of a brown couch, staring with disdain

Well then.

I didn't think of that!!! Great suggestion. I know some transfemmes that would love to be able to do that without dysphoria smells!!

I learned to shave from my great uncle who was an old school straight razor barber. I am not that brave,I use a safety razor. If you have the ability, pour boiling water over a towel and let it cool slightly while you shave. Afterwards, hold it against your skin, let your skin relax a bit then oil.

It helps your skin stay soft! If you let the hair grow, it also softens the hair, so you don't give thighs rugburn. It also makes the hair easier to cut, and the healthy skin will tear less when you shave

They need to make more femme focused scents for beard oil. Beard oil makes frequent shaving a lot less harsh on your skin.

I'll take a chalk shower in rainbow hues while I am wearing clothes I don't mind getting destroyed

I looked like a Victorian orphan coming home from the chimney sweep mines.

But also I agree, we should ALL have access to nice tools to make our lives easier

Printers are my nemesis. Toner cartridges in particular. I refuse to own a printer, I just go to the library and pay the dime. I used to work in a credit union and the lady who I had worked there had done so since the 1940s. She shook the cartridges to extend the ink; I got hit with the toner cloud

I covet one of those krakens.

You look like you tolerate the nonsense of no man

Store-bought is fine!!! Hell yeah I'm so proud of you

Holy shit!!! Look at you go Trashy!!!

YOU CAN DO THIS YOU ARE AWESOME

I had to scroll three pages of ads before I found Abbie Hoffman's classic.

Fuck this dystopia we coulda had a cooler one

'What you own' gurl get *out* of there

We have to give one treat for each peet when we clip or the world ends

They're nice

This human being had this thought, said it out loud, full well knowing they were on the record.

I am... stunned to try to figure out how you would begin to justify that to yourself

I must brag about my joyfriend. They messaged me and went hey you had a tough day at work, so all your laundry is done and I got you a treat

They are so sweet. It makes my heart so full to finally be loved and supported in my relationships.

That looks like a nice relaxing afternoon.

That's a lot early to see that omg

Not a single bit lmao

My Mom got me a DVD of that recently and I laughed so hard I cried. We used to pass around a VHS that had been ripped with French subtitles around like it was a sacred text.

I came here to say the same thing

I hadn't heard the rumors and now I need to know