SCOTUS

BREAKING SCOTUS DECISION: After 25 years of fierce deliberation, the court has come to a unanimous decision. AL
GORE HAS RECEIVED 270 ELECTORAL VOTES AND WILL BE SWORN IN AS THE 48TH PRESIDENT ON APRIL 20TH!!! CONGRATS PRESIDENT GORE!!

BREAKING SCOTUS CONFIRMATION: Please congratulate the confirmation of our newest judge, replacing justice Clara Thomas, RYAN SEACREST!

This is quite literally propaganda. If you are curious about research you can read the study. Check if the control and experimental groups were chosen ethically, read the methods, deduce their conclusions. Do not let yourself be fooled by harmful dogma justifying cuts to important medical research.

THIS IS PROPAGANDA

BREAKING SCOTUS SHOUTOUT: We like alllllll miss Angela Merkel

google search: how many r’s are in “strawberry pie” ai overview: there are 4 r’s in the phrase “strawberry pie”: - S: trrawbrry pie

all of human knowledge at my fingertips

BREAKING SCOTUS OPINION: We’re amending policy so that once again the runner up becomes vice president. Congrats VP Harris and President Trump!!!

I'm sorry for raining on this parade, but the "transgender mice" talking point is bullshit, but not because someone mistook "transgenic" for "transgender."

The blog post that kicked it off (from a partisan bullshit website) listed a number of papers testing the effects of sex hormones on animals.

Crocuses growing against the cityscape

Oh my gosh, Vancouver

BREAKING SCOTUS OP ED:
Dumbledore: “Hogwarts and the ministry stand with Ukraine. We pledge 23 of our best aurors and our full troll arsenal”

BREAKING SCOTUS OPINION: We kinda all wanna suck, fuck, and rub on Senator Jon Ossoff…😜

Of course the Democrats will be going to Houston to find and interview voters who were laid off , to ask them what their expectations of the new administration were and how they feel they are doing at the moment. And posting here and everywhere. Right ?

New, longer and stronger statement from Gov. Kathy Hochul on the lawsuit filed against her and other NY leaders over the Green Light Law. "There's no way I'm letting federal agents, or Elon Musk's shadowy DOGE operation, get unfettered access to the personal data of any New Yorker in the DMV system"

idk about this rfk jr guy if im honest

Somewhere deep in the bowels of the Pentagon an exasperated general bangs a table with his fist and says to his assembled co-conspirators "Damn it, 500 extremely detailed plans on how to remove a President who has gone insane but every single one of them requires the President to be a socialist"

BREAKING SCOTUS Opinion: “As long as we’re fucking on queer people can we kill all the ailment girls too???”-Chief Justice Roberts

It’s happening!!!

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

BREAKING: SCOTUS RULES KAMALA WOULD’VE WON!!!! But she’s British…#disqualified

And shoutout being a meaningless puppet, with a life that will end; And afterwards, have meant nothing, in fact meaning only harm and disappointment for others. I thought the one shared human desire was lifelong and post-life positive clout, but I guess not. Reminder to listen to the writers!

BREAKING: SCOTUS EXCLUSIVE:

BREAKING: SCOTUS opinion: Tulsi Gabbard is shadyyyyy and hopeful the next volcano catches her! #freehawaii

The front of a bag of Justin’s Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups

The back of the bag, which says “Product of Canada”

The news is so stressful, maybe I’ll try to take my mind off it with my favorite candy — AW FUCK

Can always count on the Dems to bring a banana to a gun fight.

BREAKING NEWS: rolling stone has labelled this album as the “no. 1 greatest of all time”, surpassing Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On?”