Caterpillar ist satt

Absolutely blows my mind that Starmer couldn't even get it together to fire McSweeny. He's the political equivalent of a tattered plastic bag caught on a fence.

Unfortunately the whole thing being bots doesn't mean your post will get any attention. Plus ca change

Frankly I could go for some unstable government right now. Maybe they'll stop passing all this appalling anti protest legislation and selling our data to technofascists if they're squabbling

"X Users Accuse Bluesky of Blocking Gaza Aid Account"

Last I checked that tweet calling them out had 90k likes, and there's even a trending article calling them out now x.com/i/trending/2...

Me too! Champion pisser. Stopping almost hourly on the motorway, PITA

look, kid, whatever the other guy's henchmen said, we can't unionize. "the boss can't beat all of us" she easily can. we're goddamn putties. one hit to the chest and we die, and she's got a staff. our job is to obstruct teenagers and we can barely do that. our health plan is, if anything, too good

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I mean there's Dread Delusion but nothing with the scope or depth of Morrowind is really possible to be made again

Have u ever known Starmer to not choose the weakest possible option at any given opportunity

The public are IMO fully entitled to ask “why was this abysmal cunt everyone hates ever put in charge of anything” and the unfortunate answer is: he told maybe fifty of the country’s most awful journalists exactly what they wanted to hear, with no regard for what was real. And that’s all it takes.

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

British values

People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

This photo is funnier than it has any business being

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The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead

Flawless like Wallace
On it like Gromit

the winter olympics should adopt what makes the 1998 Nintendo game 1080° Snowboarding so compelling and have liquid drum and bass playing in the background at all times

Nah from the French

I dunno what to tell you. Try having a little solidarity if you don't want to wear your little outfit.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Just deleted a post in which I made a humiliating factual error, thank god this website doesn't have view counts and I can assume nobody saw

Have no fear, New York Times is ON IT.

current labour damage control strategy

Why are you as a supervillain surrounding yourself with "hench men"? 🤨

This isn't exculpatory

She was sooooooooooooo

Princess Diana and another posho in red and yellow ski suits doing posh skiing on a mountain covered in snow in the 80’s

watching the winter olympics

You're blocked what's the alt?