Caterpillar ist satt

I have started dating a man who is very nice but does not share my politics. Any advice? "You just have to get the fuck out of there. What are you thinking? He must be incredibly attractive-looking. I mean, what is it? Is he tall? Does he remind you of your father? There's only two kinds of politics these days, and you can't breathe the same air as the other kind."

Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
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society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually

Hey, I heard AWS was down and it made me realise how down I've been since our connection was lost; I'm banking on us being able to reconnect wherever you are in the world and that together we can work to restore our valuable collaborative partnership.

elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

Pixar movie about a rubber ducky that has to leave the bath and explore the house outside the bathroom. They think the bath is their damn pond. The dog is probably squeaking on him. and he’s like oh brother. I’m getting too old for this quap

Image of an old fashioned microphone

Oh shit, Canva is down? Who is gonna add this image to local Comedy Night posters???

When I look at the ditch of my elbow it just looks like patchy skin. But the keen eyes of a nurse can see the rich veins of vein within

A screenshot of page 41 of the handbook in preparation of the Life in the UK test

A screenshot of page 18 of the handbook in preparation of the Life in the UK test

A lotta stuff seems to have happened „just like that” in the #LifeintheUK test handbook. Classes „appeared” and suddenly owned lots of land, Britain „grew” & „became” the „largest empire ever seen” and working conditions „gradually improved” - a history full of miracles, no violence, no struggles

@BravoCoolee's tweet about waffles and pancakes but i've edited it to read Bluesky is a place where poorly articulated sentences get interpreted. You can say "I hate waffles" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. I'm just not hungry for them right now. I was engaging in hyperbole

honestly worth a fiver a month just for Labour to know how much I'm never again going to vote for one of their candidates

When you're in Gnisis, do me a favor. Don't talk to me. I don't like you, and it just ruins my day to have to have to put up with someone I don't like.

the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"

5% is enormous

really can't emphasise how awful it is to see "it doesn't matter it's telling the right story" as a response to "that thing you shared about <current moment> is AI"

I would just politely pretend I got it in the morning even though you know I didn't

sorry but i thought it was generally understood that this idiot is doing a bit

I didn't see anything that implied he had any left wing principles, they more or less posted that into existence

"even without hard evidence" for something for which it would be impossible to get hard evidence. Great reporting. On a level with "refuses to rule out"

Ban on Maccabi Tel Aviv fans is a terrible decision – and a depressing one | Barney Ronay The idea that barring the Israeli club’s supporters from Villa Park will de-escalate a volatile situation just doesn’t stand up

Incredible article that for some reason spends half of it attack Zack Polanski, a Jewish politician. Wonder if they’ll be any acknowledgement of how badly judged this was or it’ll just be another big important opinion that we all quietly pretend never happened

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Ringo Starr, Jason Isaacs, Brian Jacques, Jodie Comer - your boys took a hell of a beating!

I am vegetarian and happily eat bivalves, sometimes you just have to be pragmatic

The motion fell - speeches against had focussed on YourParty’s poor record on trans rights, its landlord MPs and the fact that it barely exists. #sgpconf

CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today.

ME: That's right.

CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3.

ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair.

CHOTINER: Oh?

ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count.

CHOTINER: I see.

Instagram took this one down

They will just blame the victims of the maccabi violence like they did in Amsterdam

Racist malice

Again, this is a liquidation of the union in all but letter of the law. This is reverse secessionism engineered by a central government.

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Andrew

"words of affirmation"
"physical touch"
NO the only way I wish to show or receive affection is by sending someone a little picture of something insulting and writing "this is you"