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15.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1952    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0
Headline reading: You’d Be Surprised to See Where Many Olympians Keep Their Medals
Athletes train and sweat for years in pursuit of the glittering prizes. Many store them in the least glamorous places.

Headline reading: You’d Be Surprised to See Where Many Olympians Keep Their Medals Athletes train and sweat for years in pursuit of the glittering prizes. Many store them in the least glamorous places.

A man in an army uniform sits in a suburban living room: it is Christopher Walken in pulp fiction

A man in an army uniform sits in a suburban living room: it is Christopher Walken in pulp fiction

15.02.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 612    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

'competing at the olympics' seems a bit redundant for a profile of an olympic athlete

15.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shareware era classic

15.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

isn't there a documentary about this? and it'll never get broadcast again because of the presenter?

15.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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GREJSIMOJS LED decoration lighting, floor, giraffe/yellow battery-operated GREJSIMOJS LED decoration lighting, floor, giraffe/yellow battery-operated A sitting giraffe with a softly bent neck and a friendly attitude – this decorative floor lamp adorns the children's room dur...

giraffe lamp www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/grej...

14.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rest in peace

14.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 641    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

hell yeah. love that one that sounds like it's from God Hand

14.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

14.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 23093    πŸ” 4753    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 169

well now. maybe Italy v England will be an absolute banger

14.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The comedian Alistair Green as 'Matt', co-founder of Punk Squirrel IPA. He is approaching middle age but doing devil horn hands and sticking his tongue out to illustrate how youthful and relevant he is

The comedian Alistair Green as 'Matt', co-founder of Punk Squirrel IPA. He is approaching middle age but doing devil horn hands and sticking his tongue out to illustrate how youthful and relevant he is

14.02.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every country needs a sport where they can beat England at something it invented

14.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Italy and Wales have swapped the relative fortunes of their rugby and football teams

14.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

14.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 12457    πŸ” 3365    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 228
screenshot from the Subway Takes video of a guy with long hair and a blue shirt holding a subway metro card / microphone 

β€œI think we need to destroy the data centers”

screenshot from the Subway Takes video of a guy with long hair and a blue shirt holding a subway metro card / microphone β€œI think we need to destroy the data centers”

me in any conversation about anything lately:

13.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5677    πŸ” 1558    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 79

YES

14.02.2026 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
11.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8924    πŸ” 2181    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 11
wolf pupy comic
panel 1:
a wolf pupy is howling at the moon
panel 2:
the sun is in the sky now, alone
panel 3:
wolf pupy says "nobody howls at the sun because it sucks"

wolf pupy comic panel 1: a wolf pupy is howling at the moon panel 2: the sun is in the sky now, alone panel 3: wolf pupy says "nobody howls at the sun because it sucks"

moon #moon

04.10.2025 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 920    πŸ” 233    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
A picture a friend of mine posted in a Discord. Its several Harry Potter books on Audible for an ad. Graffiti is sprawled over the books and it reads in all caps: β€œFIND A BETTER BOOK”

A male female, gender symbol, which I’m going to assume represents trans folks is in the top right corner, but there’s an a for anarchy inside of the circle in the symbol

A picture a friend of mine posted in a Discord. Its several Harry Potter books on Audible for an ad. Graffiti is sprawled over the books and it reads in all caps: β€œFIND A BETTER BOOK” A male female, gender symbol, which I’m going to assume represents trans folks is in the top right corner, but there’s an a for anarchy inside of the circle in the symbol

Find a better book

11.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4528    πŸ” 1177    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 60

and, y'know, incredibly easy to enhance

08.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kids can't hang out in parks. They can't hang out at the mall. They don't have 3rd spaces because no one wants kids around and then we are surprised when they rely on SM for connection.
If you take that away, what do they have left?

08.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1114    πŸ” 387    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 29

and wearing only a helmet and skin tight lycra or, for snowboarders, cargo trousers

07.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if this is the trade for qualifying to major football tournaments, i will accept it gladly

07.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

looking forward to the scotland v wales battle for dignity match

07.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

another reason to move parliament outside the M25

07.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awwwww yeah, the fuck naan.

07.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16644    πŸ” 4681    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 155

he thinks he's like Skyler finding out Walter White made drugs near the end of Breaking Bad. but he's like Jessie finding out Walter White made drugs near the end of Breaking Bad

06.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

talking in loud broken english when speaking to people abroad

05.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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