Jonny

Why are all the bad things "here to stay" and all the things I love up for constant debate until they're eroded out of life altogether?

it’s good to be on the right side of these things once in a while

what the fuck. i watched the first twenty minutes and Scotland didn’t get a kick

in my day, the mickey mouse language degree was klingon

If the government really wants to scrap degrees which deliver no value to the UK and indeed have led to £ billions in damage to the economy and culture of the UK then it just needs to scrap the Oxford PPE degree and arrest everyone who has taken it.

the addiction to ‘line go up’ makes everything worse

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

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he knows his pop music

that quote is nearly a decade old too

wizard frog is insane

bringing your own snacks in a zip lock back is a proper nanna move

and scene

We’re approaching this being real

reddit user posting ‘I don’t know how to explain this but it sounds like it was produced to be a Christmas album (derogatory)’

one reddit user posting ‘At a certain point we as a society neded to acknowledge that Social Media disease brain impacts all of us, including pop star billionaires. Like girl, log off, touch grass, eat ass.’ another reddit user makes an unrelated post: ‘this harry potter ass album’

have also enjoyed the reactions on r/popheads

that last paragraph is excellent

they should invent a new way to spell pedometer that doesn't make it look like that

a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"

Sometimes it seems we're really building a future that nobody wants, but we're doing it anyway because a few people want to be richer.

YouTube video by Godburn Matt Berry does #1 The Boat Race

at least it gave us this Matt Berry/Bob Mortimer collaboration m.youtube.com/watch?v=inRy...

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

you can feel how awful the vibes are across the street from actual nice places

The Ivor Davies

PN: If there was a Green government, would the Greens reverse the Tories, and subsequently Wes Streeting's, ban on puberty blockers for trans youth? ZP: Absolutely. It's really important that policy for trans people is informed by the National Health Service and is done in consultation with trans people. It seems like an abominable gap, particularly in the Cass review, that trans people were not included in the conversations. It's a basic principle: nothing about us without us.

Oh look, it's that easy. 🤷🏼‍♀️

"Selling Out Is Bad" is a valuable concept and despite all the baggage and bullshit and elitism it could contain it's actually really good to reinforce the ideal that having integrity when it matters, especially when it hurts, is what good/cool people do. Should be adapted instead of jettisoned.

art makes you feel an emotion and we significantly undervalued the feeling of ‘weeeeeeeeee!!! ha this rules!!!’

Screenshot of The Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya with text that says “Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh”

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

The final scene from Twin Peaks, Series 2, except instead of Evil Cooper it's Sir Keir Starmer, grinning & smashing his bleeding head against his image in the mirror, which instead of BOB is Tony Blair. There never was a Good Starmer and he's not in the Black Lodge, however.

For no particular reason, here's the Best UK Politics Meme Ever

So exhausting..