Ducs

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It's old ground, but it's so weird that's he's so powerful yet talks like a young loser

Subway poster for a play called Burnout Paradise

You can’t be naming your play that, man

Fair. The search goes on

Perhaps it's changed in the years since I was looking for discussions on this, but I never had much luck in finding informed views from somebody who wasn't inherently opposed to either sports or trans people

Everything's going to be ok, 500 is still on

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Lovely. Here's 8.1 combined kilos from last night

Always get amazed when I weight the cats and look back through my notes to see how light they used to be. Amelia was 1.2kg! That's so tiny, it's like as much as 1.2kg of sugar

Havertz goal very funny, Matterface calling us clean sheet merchants also very funny

Assumed he'd been subbed off until I saw him next to the referee then

I'm just sort of assuming that Havertz takes all the minutes Merino would have got. Schedule is fairly light in February too, not sure we should be desperate to do anything

Least passionate face possible

Sign another left back and stick Calafiori or MLS there. It won't be good, but Arteta needs a reward for going 6 points clear and what does he like more than a left back

Love a scmapi fry

How can it be unsurprising for him to be totally anonymous yet it would be equally unsurprising if he scored 2. It's so odd

hahaha

He looks fucked though, probably didn't feel a thing

I knew that chipped finish was too deft for Solanke to have meant it

Didn't know it was possible for Spurs to get so bad I'd start finding it a bit boring. Think it's because they're all just bored as well, fans don't seem particularly annoyed

Ah that's class, don't even know what pair I'd bring back if I was doing it now. Iwobi and Xhaka?

Got some sort of issue with my ear where it sounds like everything has a bit of reverb. Unless it's not me and all football commentators just have a slight Mr Blobby filter on today

You idiot

Hope Abraham and Luiz do well for Villa because signing old players that I miss is all I want Arsenal to do

That's a nice life you're describing

Feels like Newcastle need a new keeper, but if the options Ramsdale...

Ekitike's second goal there was fucking lovely

Seems an appropriate way to describe starting Gittens, Badiashille and Hato