#birdbot
07.02.2026 21:00 β π 40 π 12 π¬ 0 π 2@djangofetts.bsky.social
sam. 24. they/he. problematic rumneychel gipsy. research assistant for wtyppod. disabled. also, my brother is dead. #OJ86
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07.02.2026 21:00 β π 40 π 12 π¬ 0 π 2recurring theme in my dreams for the past couple of months where i'm stressing out because it's [whatever time of year] and i HAVEN'T STARTED MY DISSERTATION YET which is a really funny way to continue having Homework Anxiety Dreams into adulthood
07.02.2026 20:45 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0star wars ben kenobi "well of course i know him, he's me" screenshot
dealing with people who've experienced sudden loss and grief?
07.02.2026 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mortuary job available at the local hospital. inshallah owen gets me this fucking job. it's not like he's doing anything else these days.
07.02.2026 20:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Chanjing things up an eepin on my thrown this caturday. It v v cold today but it nice inside. Dade got the heat heated way up. Thank gord his meddysin make him cold.
07.02.2026 17:04 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A study of Ordnance Survey data has revealed a marked increase in the number of new road names inspired by bird species that have undergone severe population declines and continue to be pushed closer to the brink.
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07.02.2026 13:00 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0romanistan zindabad
07.02.2026 15:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#birdbot
07.02.2026 15:00 β π 24 π 4 π¬ 0 π 2Handsomest orange and white cat loafing on a tan heating pad. Looking very glad it was (at the time) nearly the weekend.
have a BRIGHT weekend everyone
07.02.2026 03:53 β π 220 π 9 π¬ 7 π 0GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: thatβs a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? π
Doing art badly is good and sacred
06.02.2026 18:25 β π 5839 π 1675 π¬ 3 π 66my fave part of this is the guy who laughs Unexpectedly Loudly right at the end where the bit absolutely catches him off guard and Gets Him
06.02.2026 17:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Golden snake with gold eyes and a super super-duper long tail, welcome to the war on cars.
06.02.2026 16:57 β π 192 π 40 π¬ 1 π 0BBC news headline that says "Man admits killing pensioner with slap"
we just have people deploying fatal uncle chops in the UK
06.02.2026 17:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π How can cutting off electricity become a matter of life and death?
π Link to the article: 1url.cz/@errc-en-romea
(james bond stood behind you in greggs) the cornish pashty. a reashonable choisch. id have shaid a good spischy vegetable curry bake was more your shtyle. (james bond grabbing your shoulder amorously) hot and crumbly
06.02.2026 15:32 β π 75 π 15 π¬ 2 π 0omg
06.02.2026 12:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0trans people in my phone. if i wanted to Get Into Godzilla but specifically the godzilla where The Godzilla Is A Metaphor and This Really Big Lizard Monster Is A Political Piece Of Art. is there like a watchlist of recommendations for this? how do i avoid the real godzilla Slop.
06.02.2026 00:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0dΓ«gjoni @bloodwork.show
05.02.2026 20:41 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0USCSB save me from how disgustingly Yearning-y i feel this evening. save me with the power of corn grain dust explosions.
05.02.2026 20:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0koshandyog.myshopify.com
02.02.2026 12:22 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0listen to @bloodwork.show
05.02.2026 20:14 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0FUCK. NEW USCSB VIDEO
05.02.2026 20:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Exclusive footage from the Blood Work Content Manufacturing Compound this week
05.02.2026 19:54 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0oh i need to send you a song
05.02.2026 19:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh no dw this isn't a bad thing, like it's fully mad but also it kinda Rules
05.02.2026 18:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0twitter DM screenshot. someone has sent a tweet of damon hill racing a red motorcycle in red leathers, and the message "he looks so fire he should've stayed on 2 wheels"
twitter DM sent by user, reading "the #legsy on the pic of my granddad. that was my granddad's nickname in the paddock. i think you sent me a pic of damon hill posted by someone who IRL Knew My Granddad."
how it started / how it's going
05.02.2026 18:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0my granddad too
05.02.2026 18:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0an image of a green and white P&M motorcycle with the race number 22 in white text on a red background on the side of the bike, posted by twitter account @popsyosh34. the caption reads "22 mick jenner". the tweet has been reposted by user @djangofetts with the username "romanistani state-affiliated media", with the quote-tweet reading, in all capital letters, "WHY IS MY DAD'S MOTORCYCLE ON X THE EVERYTHING APP".
i can never fucking leave twitter i'm sorry
05.02.2026 18:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0