Binfire Era

That bios not going to be the same for long 🤭

Ooooooooh that would go hard coming in after a late night too

I cant remember if it was @nigella.bsky.social (it probably was) who got me onto putting a spoonful of marmite into buttery pasta, but its absolute god tier 10pm pmt comfort food.

Look

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I want to make more nonsense but I also need to find somewhere to live and mugs are going to be my only source of fun tokens

This gets you 20% off until midnight

Have at it

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"scandal" feels like far too light and brief a term for being closely associated with the world's most pedophiliest pedophile.

looking forward to finding out how the zany Your Party plotline joins up with the rest of the show, but at the moment it's feeling a bit disconnected

3 slightly patchy prints of a blue horse, one horse has a neon sun behind it

Blue Sex Horse

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Every one I've been in has been

Hearing that Morgan died by pissing himself whilst stood on a stupid little tech bro e scooter and he got electrocuted

They're trying to turn everywhere into Brewdog

Don't forget them queers 🥰

Average person angry about this: "Morgan who?"

Dw pal, there's plenty more room on the sword

If you miss you get eaten

The yeti from SkiFree chasing a skier

Winter Olympic Biathlon but you use your gun to shoot someone dressed as the Yeti from SkiFree who may randomly appear at any moment during your Cross-country skiing.

whew, now all the tsars scheming advisors are gone, surely he can *now* govern properly

Kier Starmer resign bitch

Mor*gone* McSweeney more like 😎

Hahaha piss off you wee gobshite. It won't be enough though

I am going to be 40 this year and I am trying to be ok with it but I am not

Currently at a market with music over a PA, and it's pretty noisy even with Loops in, masses of people and dogs and some awful woman is carrying a cat with her. She's letting randoms pat it and take selfies. He looks miserable and there's nothing I can do

Thoughts and prayers 🫡

Moreover, the vast majority of abuse of any kind comes not from strangers, but from family within the home. If the Australian Government's primary objective were to reduce abuse then they would have strengthened children's paths for reporting abuse and fortified the state response

I've learned so much over the last five years I wish I could forget forever

I half remember a Rachel Johnson article where she describes her with her feet up on his legs. They definitely did it

Never forget the tale of Darth Curious who used his lightsaber as a dildo

After his dad. A mysterious figure, I can't think of anything we've ever heard about him

How has nobody photoshopped this into goatse yet