@hammrhed.bsky.social
Doggy Daycare Dude. Ordained Dudeist Priest. My pillow is cool on both sides.
Which god, exactly. Yours? Theirs? .. Mine? Inquiring for the Old Gods, and the new.
23.10.2025 23:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fingers crossed that "Big Beautiful Bill" Is your cellmates name. Cheers!
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Never forget
23.08.2025 23:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish I could remember where I saw this a few months back so I could give proper credit, but alas, those were braincells that were sacrificed for the greater good π Anywhooo on to the quote.
"The wrong ICE is melting. The wrong Amazon is burning."
legit.
Unfuckingbelievable π¦ππ¦
23.08.2025 23:04 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Fuck you Pete Kegstand!! #pedo #abuser #dipshit
08.08.2025 16:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy shit!!
02.07.2025 20:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0small update: I'm watching Black Snow and he might actually be able to act. I'm only 3 episodes in, but so far, it isn't the same ol ding-dong-whack-a-doodle
22.06.2025 22:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh, this is good! WOO!
22.06.2025 22:06 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this fuckin guy. #TOFU
22.06.2025 22:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yesterday morning while checking the news, I said βwow, instead of TACO, it should be TOFU (Trump Only Fucks Up)
Later that same day, the TOFU dipshit threw us into war.
Itβs not my fault I swear!
#TOFU
Yesterday morning while checking the news, I said βwow, instead of TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out), it should be TOFU (Trump Only Fucks Up)
Later that same day, the TOFU dipshit threw us into war.
Itβs not my fault I swear!
Anywhoo, can we get TOFU trending? K'thx!!
#TOFU
MmmHmm!!
22.06.2025 06:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I wanna know more. Whats the limit? Is it catch and release, or catch and re-locate? Do you need a special license or training?
I crack myself up.
Share this everywhere.
19.06.2025 00:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 08" is not enough.
#naughtyasitcom
Found yesterdayβs winner. π
15.06.2025 17:02 β π 138 π 18 π¬ 2 π 4One thing I know: we have to figure out a way to increase public shame, not only towards apathy, but towards a lack of intellectual integrityβ people not caring whether what they believe is true. Proud ignorance and proud indifference should be shamed, not celebrated.
15.06.2025 18:38 β π 432 π 88 π¬ 16 π 5You saw that bullshit today right? Senator says he wasn't detained but when you are chewing carpet and being handcuffed against your will.. that's being detained my man. That whole scene was infuriating!
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I'm not surprised, but I am pissed off.
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I started a petition. Check it out, you might like it :)
chng.it/SsfwDPCxwy
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Check out this petition over on Change . org chng.it/hCN9HR4jjj
create a universal secret menu item #47 which gets you a chicken taco and makes the bitter orange clown sad.
I started a petition. Check it out, you might like it :)
chng.it/SsfwDPCxwy
A heartfelt "fuck you" to everyone who told me I was overreacting in November 2016.
ThisβΌοΈ
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