Mellow Yellow

Why are our spouses our biggest haters? Smh

Double patties. Extra fries. Milkshake too. He deserves it. Especially yours.

Ladies, send your man $100 for lunch. He deserves it.

“Can I stay home from school? I frew up.”

I've heard you might not actually be wrong. But at least have breakfast before getting that off.

You know the sun is up right? It's daylight hours now.

Smh

Go donate to a food bank or something.

Lmaoooooodhdhdudh let's go!!

My heart really hurts for Jamaica

He really gets it. I think NYC is in good hands for real

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

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I need the establishment Dems out of office so we can shift this party a "little" to the left

A little champagne socialism is good.

I need more people to understand the movement that could be brewing here in Georgia if this young man only lost by 87 votes in COBB COUNTY.

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Do we have receipts for the people not from New York who were telling New Yorkers that if Mamdani won New Yorkers would leave New York?

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LOL, only the California redistricting is a scam? None of the redistricting in the republican states is a scam or under review?

You don't have to attack me like this. Very uncalled for.

honor dick cheney’s memory by shooting someone in the face and making them apologize for it

There needs to be a minimum requirement in order receive full pay and benefits because at this point they are stealing money.

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25 Then beneath it TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

I don't think progressive is the way that I would describe the man who handed Republicans power in NY. Idk could just be me though

Why does it seem like Florida democrats are now only running former Republicans for the governor elections?

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

BREAKING via AP

A Republican-dominated Ohio panel adopted new U.S. House districts on Friday that could boost the GOP’s chances of winning two additional seats in next year’s elections and aid President Donald Trump’s efforts to hold on to a slim congressional majority.

2nd dose was added in like 1989 so it's probably safe to say if you were born before 1989 go ahead and re-up that MMR vaccine.

Always.