Joao Pereira

Commas are bigger on the inside.

Well this is a new one.

Never been wished “a pleasant life” before.

Aww man that sucks. Sorry.

The hummus seems good though.

Anyone at Harvard need a super well-trained undergrad next semester? Cell culture, molecular bio, microscopy and data analysis. Very careful and rigorous. Good lab citizen. Ready to jump in and learn/get some data! Has light course load, so plenty of time for research! Let me know of any leads!

Factsz

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Hey folks in Dresden, I have a very good friend that is a microscopy expert there in a bit of a tight spot - anyone have any openings ?

DM me!

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AI cannot tell my twins apart.

They only had gray for my Mizuno WaveRiders and now I am very sad.

Vibes.

Also, now I want red shoes.

True - it’s just really hard to keep track of everything around this time.

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PSA: do not send requests for letters of recommendation during Thanksgiving weekend.

Give us, like one weekend without emails, please.

Well, she mostly chuckled :)

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Oh it’s that time of the year again!!

Happy

Baby friend?

Google Starts Sharing All Your Text Messages With Your Employer Warning — what happens on your Android phone, doesn’t stay on your Android phone.

Normal and great 🫩

> Microsoft triggered a viral furor when it revealed a Teams update to tell your company when you’re not at work. Now Google has done the same. Forget end-to-end encryption. A new Android update means your RCS and SMS texts are no longer private.

www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...

Mentally, I aged a year.

Yup.

Would it really have made a difference?

I just drove three miles to find my spouse’s prescription because I thought I had left it in the shopping cart.

It was in the trunk of our car.

Nothing else of value is getting done today.

They won’t.

Still have four books to go!

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As the babies now sleep (a little) better, I have gone back to 3h walking/day.

The thing is, this is a gorgeous place to do it, but it isn’t Boston.

It gets boring.

The only thing helping me through it is the Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobooks.

Those things scratch an itch I didn’t know I had.

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We just got word that 7yo’s class pet, a hamster named “Pringles” passed.

First sentence out of her, in total agony, was: “but who will take care of him now?”

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“What color is this ball?”

“Azul!!”

A reminder that the first US born pope will visit Turkey for Thanksgiving.

:P

(Look, I’m sure it’s important but come on..)

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“I wish I could write poetry like you sister.”

“You can. It’s not just words, and the words barely matter. A teardrop can be poetry.”

I can’t. Even. With. These. Girls.

It could very well be.

Just not sure it’s ours :/

Ok, this could be really cool, giving it a try!

u-Segment3D
Universal consensus 3D segmentation of cells from 2D segmented stacks

Work on complex networks, organelles & even endothelial filopodia🤯

A solid step toward single-cell 3D spatial omics 👹

@natmethods.nature.com 2025
www.nature.com/articles/s41...

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I put on some classical music for the twins.

For some reason I don’t understand they will not stop clapping to Chopin.