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Patrick Henry

@unclemoes.bsky.social

NBA, Simpsons and seitan

96 Followers  |  129 Following  |  79 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2023  |  2.2252

Latest posts by unclemoes.bsky.social on Bluesky

Perfect for the Beaver moon!

06.11.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t give up, some of us have our own private hand kinks.

23.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

21.10.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Corn flakes are crispy

19.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

11.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 14431    πŸ” 3455    πŸ’¬ 266    πŸ“Œ 236

I haven't seen Nick Bosa stand for the national anthem in a while now. Maybe he's not the patriot he makes himself out to be

06.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gary Larson is an absolute savage for this one. #ExxonValdez #NeverForgiveNeverForget

17.09.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like we lost WB (and that awesome frog) and lost UPN (which had that commercial where they would all call Ooooopn)

10.09.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember the Alamo

22.07.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, it’s 100 times better to be friends you a boat owner than to actually own a boat

19.07.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hindsight is 20/20,why don’t you try having an affair with a coworker that you have to hide it from your coworkers AND your partner and see how easy it is?!?
What’s your best option?You go to a place that nobody would openly admit they would go to(Coldplay).It’s suppose to be a safe space for shame.

19.07.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is he sitting with Jefferson D'Arcy?

03.07.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.06.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chris Vernon heard a guy at Target tell him this guy is gonna be the best player in the draft.

The Mismatch is gonna be lit tomrorow

26.06.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Light that beam one last time 🫑

14.06.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a bargain!

14.06.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take the night off, you’ve earned it

25.05.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Can I have one!

Give me Liberty or Give me Death

22.05.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not your best take

18.05.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Defense wins championships, Rudy Gobert for the #1 pick sounds fair

12.05.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Biggest D-bag in my dorms would blast this song on repeat after The Departed came out. So, I’m okay with how music has evolved

11.05.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard he declined the pope nomination

09.05.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantasy baseball hero Larry Hisle

12.04.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are yes, I still think wolves -Edwards > Jazz -Markkanen

12.04.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Swampy stuff

12.04.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the event that more than two teams are tied,the tiebreakers are, in order: division winner,record against tied teams,division record (if all tied teams are in the same division),conference record, record against top10 in-conference teams, record against top10 teams in both conferences, point diff

12.04.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jazz have the Timberwolves draft pick and can move up a few spots in the draft with a win. They won’t be throwing the game

12.04.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This rules

11.04.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 442    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 16

Well, this answers none of my questions

08.04.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They couldn’t be more opposite in vibes alone. Iceland was adorable, Mr. Drummond is vile.

I love it

16.03.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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