Cynthia Cohen

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat

An analog, three panel comic sequence created using yellow sticky notes. It features a goose/duck like creature that has literal googly eyes. As the sticky notes progress, it looks as though the goose/duck is coming closer to the viewer by having the bird shape itself—as well as the googly eyes—grow larger in scale.

I knew my stash of googly eyes would be of use one day

#MakeaTerribleComicDay2025

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Congress? You awake?

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.

But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

There’s an Urdu name for a “Jack of all trades” that translates to “every talent Lord.” A Korean version is “eight direction beauty.” But my favourite name for someone who tries their hand at lots of different things is the Lithuanian Barbė devyndarbė. It means “Barbie nine jobs”

I wrote a song that fits this prompt too, not as steamy though. Please remind me to sing Emotional Support Spider for you sometime!

Oh my, is it hot in here?

U ok?

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Folks: I am NOT affiliated with the group that is using my name to support an economic boycott. Please spread this post, if you would.

Unexpected cheddar cheese from Trader Joe’s freezes well. Its fresh texture is semi-hard and crumbly, and frozen it’s about the same. And it’s delicious.

:::taps::: is this thing on?