Billy

Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful

Me: Hey, thanks!

Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say

Me: Excuse me??

You've heard of the Vulcan nerve pinch but wait until you hear about the Vulcan dick grab

Walgreens sign reading Get Your Shongles Shit Here

I SAID STOP THE CAR THEY GOT SHONGLES

We need to get Skip Bayless on here. We need those weird photos he posts before games where he makes his wife take a picture of him hitting the I Frew Up pose in a sweatsuit. This site needs a man who'll post an otherwise silent video of himself crying at halftime because the Cowboys are losing.

Last night I overheard the single dumbest get rich quick scheme I have ever encountered:

“What if I buy the most expensive season tickets and sell every single one to make a profit?”

The "Lemon It's Wednesday" meme but with ESPN as Liz Lemon.

Nick Saban, shrug-frowning.

The last Nick Saban screencap, ever.

This is awhile back now so people forget about it but ESPN hired Rush Limbaugh to do football analysis and he immediately was like “ok let me tell you the TRUTH about black quarterbacks”

Photograph of a convenience rack of fried snacks and beef jerky beneath a quote on the wall: "One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well." - Virginia Woolf

going through old photos from our trip to Seattle and this one really stood out

fucking stupid. just lazy

happy anniversary to this post, featuring one of the greatest kickers of all time

They just knew you were trying to fool them

Walter Goggins, with both thumbs hoisted high

where is the walter goggins fandom on bluesky. reskeet if you are a true GOG DOG.

why didn't my wedding photos look like this

the far right will say there is a secret cabal running the world hiding in plain sight and then literally buy the largest media platform and choreograph their mass disinformation campaign to control who does and does not determine what gets taught in schools

If you start the 1998 Hell in a Cell from the first bell ring of Mankind's entrance at 11:54:34 then you'll ring in the new year BROKEN IN HALF

took an insane amount of willpower to not buy a box of pop tarts at the grocery store today.

If I were an NFL coach, I would simply not let my team play during the witching hour, when wins become losses.

drgrayfang Follow EXPERTS SAY THIS ESCAPED ZOO OWL MAY BE LOOKING INTO NYC APARTMENT WINDOWS BECAUSE HE VIEWS HUMANS AS MATES

I regret to inform you that America’s favorite escaped eagle owl has entered his problematic simp era

Sure it’s a weird 2023 list but it’s *my* weird 2023 list

There’s still time to right this wrong

What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

A last four Friday without something I hated on it? That’s worth sharing. 🎥

@beingfacetious.bsky.social

DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004)

"What do you want me to say about slavery?" should be the end of Nikki Haley's political career.

Wait, this is my 2024 energy.

WE HAVE A GIANT TOASTER