yuh boi, ratmann!

Wanting proof that you're a REAL American and hating fauci ouchie paperwork aren't mutually exclusive, it's funny tho that they look past actual fascist authoritarianism and cry vaccine card mandates fascist

many such cases

huh, the general concensus is that it would be Groucho

A moirriom?

Last person who dared this invented the Monte Cristo

yours was good! (albeit quite a different angle) but sadly it can't beat the original, nothing can

The reason they feel betrayed is because the things they wanted Trump to do to other people he's doing to them too

this is great I always wanted to have no friends to have real conversations with

muahhh- (i have dry, chapped lips)

i know the dems are stupid but why did they put their names in the epstein file hoax??

the disgusting titan-looking woman made a good point for once!

you're forced to be gay these days, you can't call them blowjob buddies anymore now they're blowjob boyfriends (or girlfriends)

i've got no problem with gay people but don't exist round my children because it would be a nightmare for me if they're enfluenced to be gay but no I have no problem with "the gays"

labubussy

So instead of essentially subsidies that cover insurance premiums for us we're supposed to receive money.. to cover insurance premiums? Is that right?

Goon a movie?

Charlie and the gooner factory

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

The bus meme with a happy man on one side and a sad man on the other side. Both men have the words "listening to decades-old folk musicians whose politics are still relevant" above them.

in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...

i had no idea you served 😳😳

Slices of my fake meat spread on a plate with gravy and vegetables

An attempt at tofurkey with mushroom gravy, it was good but notes have been made for next time

hows the sesh? cumming hard or hardly cumming?

Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

ahh the GOAT needs to cook

The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

Yeah :D

i set a vibrator by her bed before leaving for work (electric toothbrush)

don't worry babe he was wayy bigger than you, like absolutely hung actually

worse, its corporate woke

yep when I realized that it fucking THREW ME

Yeah, well not a kink thing just an assessment of habitual pleasure-seeking behavior. That said, looking at the observational data that indicate healthy frequency, a month of abstinence may be statistically significant. There's actual unhealthy habits that should be cut back on instead