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The shield in the logo is terribly misaligned, certainly there's no worse inconsistencies from them

01.02.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Judge orders ICE to release Minnesota 5-year-old and dad

Dem District Judgeโ€™s ruling stated,โ€œthe case has its genesis in the ill-conceived and incompetently implemented government pursuit of daily deportation quotas, apparently even if it requires traumatizing children.โ€

31.01.2026 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Reversing Strategies: President Trump Is Now Urgently Reminding Everyone That He Is In The Epstein Files To Distract From ICE Murdering U.S. Citizens

ClickHole article from yesterday that came true in 24 hours. clickhole.com/reversing-st...

30.01.2026 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 911    ๐Ÿ” 216    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM
To: Elon Musk
Subject:
congragulations

From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM To: Elon Musk Subject: congragulations

congragulations

31.01.2026 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7666    ๐Ÿ” 1225    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 228

Gotchaโ€”letโ€™s dig into that step by step.

1. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโ€™re not just immobileโ€”youโ€™re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ. That makes total senseโ€”itโ€™s a natural human impulse, and youโ€™ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18383    ๐Ÿ” 5932    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 198    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107

their loyalty to trump and obsession with immigrants supercedes any threat to the 2nd amendment

27.01.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We aren't the ones hiding our faces from our communities dawg ๐Ÿ˜ญ

27.01.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

27.01.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12127    ๐Ÿ” 2169    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 96    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

my work places are a 49 second walk apart

27.01.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if I didn't mistype 90% of my words I'd be more upset over AC changing half of all the correct ones

27.01.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Electric kettles are so liberating for the hot drink enjoyers

27.01.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a flippin adorable outfit

27.01.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at new job, guy I've barely talked to so far asked point blank if I'm paying my taxes this year I said Fuck No

27.01.2026 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Broncos fan hanging a flag

Broncos fan hanging a flag

my boy was so pumped after their last W

26.01.2026 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

started coming down with something on my one day off so I spent it resting ๐Ÿ™ƒ

26.01.2026 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

other people (definitely not me) started doing it with other numbers

26.01.2026 07:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't date someone who i was sure would do something this malicious

26.01.2026 07:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How can they even say he tragically died? Wasn't the narrative that the agents did everything right in allegedly defending themselves from him?

26.01.2026 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s hard to overstate how freakish it is for law enforcement who just shot someone to be shuffled off to other assignments with no investigative period at all.

25.01.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5133    ๐Ÿ” 1073    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 174    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

need a bossy dogboy daddy to kick me and tell me everything is fucked

24.01.2026 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with long hair and a mustache ALT: a close up of a man 's face with long hair and a mustache
23.01.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

u think?

23.01.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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submitted to me: a photo of a border patrol agent retching and spitting after they gassed themselves by mueller park in minneapolis yesterday

22.01.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5264    ๐Ÿ” 788    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 198    ๐Ÿ“Œ 238
a self-portrait by Spindle, short (slightly messy) black hair, pastel pink top, grey jeans, and orange flats. Spindle is looking at Spiderโ„ข

a self-portrait by Spindle, short (slightly messy) black hair, pastel pink top, grey jeans, and orange flats. Spindle is looking at Spiderโ„ข

i cut my hair recently, have a self portrait

22.01.2026 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6841    ๐Ÿ” 831    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

night went just as planned!

have a drink with a work buddy!

take a hot shower!

play binding of isaac and listen some video essay!

scroll slop in bed for 2 hours till I dose off!

21.01.2026 07:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
comic:

when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns.

if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind.

if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind.

I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.

comic: when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns. if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind. if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind. I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.

Lil' comic about hope and longing ๐Ÿ’—

21.01.2026 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17311    ๐Ÿ” 4619    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Sometimes you just gotta go sacrifice room for the key pieces
Or get lucky and find goat head or teleport into angel room from red chests

20.01.2026 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a woman is a featherless biped

19.01.2026 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

19.01.2026 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or even the next day, Inshallah ๐Ÿ™

19.01.2026 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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