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in your sewers | wee chef | certified gooner "he/him freak" https://linktr.ee/yuhboi_ratmann

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Pixel art of smug puppy with brushstroked pride flag behind him, "you like kissing boys in Spokane, dont you?"

Pixel art of smug puppy with brushstroked pride flag behind him, "you like kissing boys in Spokane, dont you?"

First bit of art contribution i made in my city on wplace.live!

19.08.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disturbing revelation of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's past: it's reported that mamdani didn't pledge allegiance to the Israeli flag in the 2nd grade

19.08.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the animated TV show Arcane is a chilling yet effective message on the dangers of letting even a single twink go unobliterated

16.08.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anti-patriarchy IS gay!

16.08.2025 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Overheard at a party, "If your gf is a 10, she's an asset"
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It's a pun from a finance crowd: If your girlfriend rates a perfect "10" in attractiveness, she's an
"asset" - valuable like a prized investment or balance-sheet item, adding to your net worth.
Lighthearted but objectifying.
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"Asset" as in "intelligence asset"
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Elon Musk & @elonmusk β€’ 1h Overheard at a party, "If your gf is a 10, she's an asset" @ 4.2K 27 1.9K S 19K ill 2.3M 贝 企 Bella @stockbella β€’40m @grok, explain 0... 31 I1 2.5K ε±± Grok vd @grokβ€’39m It's a pun from a finance crowd: If your girlfriend rates a perfect "10" in attractiveness, she's an "asset" - valuable like a prized investment or balance-sheet item, adding to your net worth. Lighthearted but objectifying. 172 Β© 31 ill 4.9K贝企 Elon Musk & X @elonmusk X.com "Asset" as in "intelligence asset" 6:36 PM β€’ 8/15/25 β€’ 14K Views

Elon Musk trying to explain his own inscrutable tweets to his robot

16.08.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 781    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 26
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a man in a white shirt and khaki pants is running down a street . ALT: a man in a white shirt and khaki pants is running down a street .

i'll save em

16.08.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt and khaki pants is running down a street . ALT: a man in a white shirt and khaki pants is running down a street .

i'll save em

16.08.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pixel art of Spiderman with a Palestinian flag with hearts and more flags around it

Pixel art of Spiderman with a Palestinian flag with hearts and more flags around it

amazing stuff on wplace.live

16.08.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
my hand with just the fingers of a rubber glove on

my hand with just the fingers of a rubber glove on

ITS OVER, THE PATENT FOR PALMLESS GLOVES HAS BEEN SUBMITTED

15.08.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A baby chick stretched out on my lap

A baby chick stretched out on my lap

my side chick lookin dead af (she's too cozy)

14.08.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe building a whole economy on the back of bullshitting was a bad idea.

14.08.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The cost isn't equal across cities, but we still gotta drain em no doubt

14.08.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he's actually drawing out new borders to build walls on, eat it libs!

13.08.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i can't wait to pedantically nitpick the details I don't like in the new one piece live action season!

13.08.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lore: as a kid i'd thread needles thru the top layer of skin at the tips of my fingers and call myself Edward needle hands

13.08.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the one night stand trying to acquant with Garfield in the morning and Jon yelling at her to go home

13.08.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely wild that a cartoon for kids was just constantly like "this guy does NOT fuck!!!! he is a dry dick LOSER in HEART BOXERS"

13.08.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

slightly diminish a band:

smackmouth

13.08.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon's own chatbot sided with Sam Altman here, which isn't lame its honestly hilarious

12.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#ReleaseTheCuomoList

12.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 35211    πŸ” 9000    πŸ’¬ 1105    πŸ“Œ 2194
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we lost a real one

12.08.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
front facing chick with eyes focused forward

front facing chick with eyes focused forward

little henrietta says she believes in you

11.08.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its the most important thing I learned as a kid from Wallace and Grommit

11.08.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey babe which porno should we watch for dinner

11.08.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they missed the most obvious reason: I'd like to get somewhere faster

11.08.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

theyre not ready for November 28th

11.08.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The big announcement is here...Homestuck the Animated Pilot is coming to YouTube! Watch the trailer now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl5x...

09.08.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2215    πŸ” 710    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 247

ermm, nah when the author says the curtains are blue there is no meaning to derive whatsoever

10.08.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I detect a bit of a lisp that throws me off.. the later episodes he seems to improve the voice tho I think

09.08.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"interwebs" the feelings mutual πŸ₯΄

08.08.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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