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Just saw a billboard that said FARM TO BOWL and I thought it was for a new restaurant but it’s a dispensary. 😔

Sam Presti’s glasses out here making him look like Professor Trelawney 👀🔎

Watching Hulu on Disney+ has been a disaster recently. I can’t watch a 30m show without it timing out.

10/12 - does Taylor Hanson on my flight count???

9/11 - Devastating loss, didn’t see anyone on a full round trip.

Oh my God, I just realized that by taking the T off of LGBT, the administration has discovered how to have ‘LGB’ all over the White House website. I guess everything really is is to own the libs 🙃🥴

I love Easter because it’s the day that all the people come out with hot takes about Jesus and show off the church with bad theology that they attend a few times a year.

The church aircon has been out (got stolen) and as of today it is risen. And it’s doing its job. 🥶

9/10 - someone on TU board with me on my flight

Signs you’re flying Southwest too much: 4yo just asked me why there aren’t any numbers to line up at this gate. Today we’re flying United. 😆

Whoever made Taylordle.xyz forgot Wonderland 😭

Today, I went to the planetarium and learned about the craft we sent in the early 00s to Pluto. It ran off less than 200w of energy per day for over a decade. And I still have to charge my Apple Watch every night? GTFOH.

Everybody acting like we didn’t know Steve Bannon was a Nazi in term 1. 🙄🙄🙄

Just had a dinner watching something unhinged unfold at the bar next to us. We love other people’s drama.

I can still see the grass through the snow! Some 8 inches of snow, Oklahoma.

2032 is not soon enough, asteroid. Plz come now.

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8/9, my husband chatted with a man he knew at baggage claim 😆

7/9, saw another family on my flight that I know.

I just want my foot to be better so I can go to spin classssssss 😭😭😭😭

I brought a barf bag in the car because of my usual propensity for carsickness. But then my child told me she needed it, and sure enough she used it. So no barfing allowed for me. It’s much like being drunk but then caring for a drunker person makes you sober really fast. 🤪

6 people/groups out of 9 round trips. They’re on my flight. Alumni team from my university.

Unexpectedly??? Bffr NPR

I just jammed my BROKEN TOE WHILE IN THE BOOT on the ground. I hate everything.

“If we go on strike, aren’t we a Union?”
“No. We’re just a bunch of kids with no money.” -Newsies

Jasmine Crockett, after accusing colleagues of castrating their Constitutional duty, said, “My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which.”

US Government Websites Are Disappearing in Real Time A growing number of US government websites have gone offline as of Saturday, including several related to USAID and others focused on youth programs, Africa, and more.

NEW: USAID source says staff are scrambling to save archived copies of US regulations before they're gone & are being actively locked out of systems, including a publicly available database of USAID documents.

WIRED has built software to systematically check the status of 1,374 government domains.

Day 1 of sick child at home while I have a broken toe.

Like of course January had to end with me breaking my toe. You know? 🥲

I made it 33.5 years without breaking a bone. Had a good run. Won’t be running for the near future.