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Why can't some men just take a nice Julia Sugarbaker style polite rejection anymore? Why do they force you to tell them how annoying and ugly you think they are and have you pulling up a picture of a hot guy on your phone to show them the difference between them and your type??? Hate it

Being like why are all these goddamn people out today???? while also being one of the people out today 🙃🙃🙃

A decision was made. No turkey for thanksgiving this year, only ham. I'm so excited because it frees up oven space

So far today multiple people have demanded to know what plastic surgery I've had 🙃🙃🙃

Finally found the perfect answer for when people ask me what I do for a living...I just say I'm not a career girlie so it literally doesn't matter 😇😇

Yes I wasted 90 seconds of my life making this

The Texans defense….this shit means something to me 🥹

Holding a knife to my own throat and demanding footage of the Bengals practice today that I can zoom in on 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Shaping up to be one of those days where multiple people are going to ask me if I am an albino person I guess 😭😭😭

Joe Burrow should not play again this season. All the etsy witches in the world can't fix the curse on the Bengals heads. It's just nightmare fuel at this point.

The guy who checked my id for mimosas called me a youngin then saw my birth year and was like wow, you must have a lot of joy in your life 😭😭😭😭😭

Holy shit I hate being referred to as cute so fucking much. It's right up there on the 🤢🤢🤢🤢 scale with when a random man who doesn't know you at all calls you a goddess

I'm tweaking so hard off a gallon of subpar matcha and screaming about how much I miss Cam Skattebo and crying because I'm chopping onions and can use that as an excuse to also cry about how much I love Jaxson Dart now

Tumblr said these were adult content 🙄🙄

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 21

A rando man is telling me that people lose interest in what I say because of my body and how I look and he's telling this to me like it's new information I'm not aware of and he's doing me a favor by "being honest" 😭😭😭😭😭

When a man who is a doctor is chatting you up and immediately pushes it into the conversation that he's a doctor.... it feels corny and desperate 😬😬

Yup, you missed absolutely nothing

I posted my unsettling expression Olaf mug on snapchat and people are taking screenshots and meme-ing him 😭😭😭

I don't even have words to describe how boring it was. The low score was just blah. The wind was the most exciting part, like seriously.

Broncos vs Raiders tnf was the most boring game I've ever seen. It was basically just seeing the ball be thrown out of bounds like 20 times

Looking fat today because of my period but everyone is experiencing some sort of mass delusion and telling me I look good. So okay fine, I'll accept that.

Can I go too?