Room for one more shitty decision before the end of the year for the plot
12.12.2025 21:38 β π 77 π 26 π¬ 5 π 0
π
12.12.2025 19:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"How was the new steakhouse?"
"OK. Not bad, not great. Kind of meatiocre."
12.12.2025 15:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I had a dream about you last night.
Youβll be hearing from my attorney.
11.12.2025 18:14 β π 182 π 69 π¬ 10 π 0
Sorry I didn't respond to your message I opened it 5 seconds after you sent it and forgot to reply while trying to wait an appropriate amount of time to reply
11.12.2025 21:11 β π 323 π 97 π¬ 5 π 9
Pretending to be a loved one whenever I am around family
12.12.2025 05:26 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
pic of stephen miller talking - politics - stephen miller claims he's been banned by CNN
CNN must be within 500 feet of a schoolβ¦
12.12.2025 03:13 β π 84 π 9 π¬ 9 π 0
Becoming cosmic
12.12.2025 05:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Screaming "epiphany" every time I have a thought.
30.11.2025 05:02 β π 198 π 71 π¬ 10 π 0
I know ππ₯
11.12.2025 23:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A few months ago. You have to recluse occasionally
11.12.2025 23:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Farting to the tune of The Little Drummer Boy
11.12.2025 15:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I should probably get up early in the morning & do something productive. Like take a nap.
11.12.2025 03:33 β π 36 π 10 π¬ 3 π 0
Can't go a day without thinking on em. Jolly balls
11.12.2025 05:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Post-Trumpatic Stress Syndrome
11.12.2025 05:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If I follow you, itβs given you have an excellent butthole.
11.12.2025 03:16 β π 58 π 20 π¬ 7 π 0
Five Fingers In Freddie's
11.12.2025 05:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I bet the Norelco shaves Santa's balls as he's riding it
11.12.2025 05:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Adding 'garbage human being' to my Christian Mingle profile so I can be swimming in puss by next weekend.
11.12.2025 04:05 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
She called me Lawrence of A-labia because I made her pussy dryer than the desert.
23.01.2025 05:06 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
I called her my Lil' Albatross because her labia had an eight foot wingspan.
05.06.2025 03:59 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
*blows a raspberry on your labia
11.12.2025 05:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I buy all the rounds of poison for the homies when we clubbing at the bowling alley
11.12.2025 05:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
they feed us poison so we buy they cure luckily i love poison it taste good to me
11.12.2025 04:31 β π 97 π 20 π¬ 3 π 1
shot of poison w a cure back
11.12.2025 04:38 β π 25 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
How can you say that we've all become accustomed to the "president's" rhetoric? I haven't. I'm not accustomed to it at all. This is not normal, reasonable, intelligent, or morally correct. I'm not "accustomed" to it at all.
10.12.2025 17:23 β π 380 π 116 π¬ 15 π 5
*job interview*
You need a hard worker? I got you.
*stands up, flips table over with my throbbing erection*
11.12.2025 05:02 β π 26 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0
![an important message from batman regarding this time of year: [pic of batman] "i do not smell"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreibxiisr5oyh5mgitcg6lnpeomobtuxo2tuuopn63oghk7ho3dxwxu@jpeg)
an important message from batman regarding this time of year: [pic of batman] "i do not smell"
10.12.2025 17:50 β π 29 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
Why is it called an energy drink and not Anxietea?
10.12.2025 17:02 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
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Re-evaluate your analysis before you eventuate in dialysis.
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Voted for her. Impeach him! Don't expect politics 24/7. No DM's.
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Neurodivergent, raw dogging ADHD
Kinkery fuckery and general skulduggery.
Queenager, I do all my own stunts.
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