Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩

Aww, he gave himself participation trophies

Committing abhorrent acts of violence on a labubu

Gonna drink 11 just to be safe

Drinking green appletinis until I'm Shrek-faced

Damn typo

Actual footage of my husband at the shoe store, trying to determine if the shoes have enough cushion-

Every single thing conservatives are mad about can fit into three categories:

1) things they made up entirely
2) things caused by conservatism
3) things that are none of their damn business

Thinking of becoming a noncorporeal entity

Nothing unites so strongly as mutual sarcasm.

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Her eyes when I hit it from behind sloppy style.

Jojo Siwa is what happens when you get a labubu wet and feed it after midnight

Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It’s sucking my will to live!

nobody wanted ai, we wanted the suck cut

he about to explain tickle-down economics

Same😂

I miss the 80s. All you had to do to ge considered funny was be loud and harass people. Wait, that's called being a social media influencer now.

Ah, the Andrew Dice Clay. Excellent choice, sir.

I am the Horatio Sanz of the friend group

Absolutely correct.

Gonna need your size information for your member's jacket

A round wood pendant with a burned in image of a pine tree and mountain scene.

Turning and burning some wood

I'm easily the 10 millionth hottest guy on this app

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If you want to slide into my DMs, you must first answer the Riddle of The Sphinx

When Grandma doesn't know how to use emojis: guy looking grossed out at his phone: Grandma's text: come eat (tongue emoji) (taco emoji) (drops of water emoji) @Real_Toons 2022

Artist: real_toons

dude, your soda and your boots rock

It's okay to be a dumb fuck

[This is now an account of relentless inspiration and positivity]

So, what unspeakable horrors have been forced upon humanity today?