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Now who the fuck is playing Lizzie McGuire’s This is What Dreams Are Made of in this Copenhagen Lounge 😂😂😂

Reporter: “Do you support ICE?”
Mitch McConnell:

Out of office until October 28th.

See ya soon Norway 🇳🇴
#YesIAmAChild #LoungeLife

OH WAIT THIS WAS ME LAST SPRING!

IT.SUCKS.SO.MUCH

hydrocortisone cream and ezcema body wash/lotion helps. Also not taking hot showers to flair it worse (but they can pry my aggressively hot showers from my anxious hands)

Olive Garden Chicken Gnocchi Soup This copycat Olive Garden Chicken Gnocchi Soup is every bit as creamy and delicious as the restaurant version, made in less than 30 minutes!

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When you friend so hard, you get adopted 😂😂😂

The fact that Kathy is in multiple chats with my family makes me laugh and brings me joy

When the other analyst on your team gives his notice one day before you’re leaving for your much needed vacation 🫠🫠🫠 I hate everyone

Flight. My response was immediate flight 🤣

The way I double taked and then immediately started sprint walking away 🫠

This is a reminder to all my friends with mobile children: maybe (definitely) lock up your sex toys?

Sincerely,
The woman who just saw her neighbor’s 5 year old using someone’s wand as a microphone in the front yard 😂😅

I did my junior year science fair on the science of energy drinks vs coffee…AMA

You’re really just doom scrolling all my niche research projects 😂😂😂

I did my senior year science project on quasars AMA 😂😅

I had to do my junior year HS 10
Page thesis paper on this book and I was SO MAD THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME. Fuck that book, fuck Holden, fuck JD Salinger.

‘Classic novel’ my butthole.

Good Place: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

How does she feel about beautiful lakes and stadiums on said lake?

Not Aneesa ☠️

Can Chicago borrow it so we can put a spray nozzle on it and spritz ICE agents to see if they spontaneously combust like the demon spawn they are?

Getting drunk at happy hour before a Stars game? Hell yeah bros

Waves at you from: about to go to Norway next week and if they fuck with my flights or Norway over the Nobels, I will make the Great Chicago Fire look like CHILD’S PLAY GOP.

I haven’t been able to read it yet, but I had the privilege of meeting Qarth in December 2021 at their kennel and he was such a lovable guy. My heart breaks for KattiJo and especially Jeff

André. 💀

That’s true 😂 I always forget y’all aren’t taxed to the gills like us. Either way, I’m team fuck it, buy it in Delaware

Tbf Delaware doesn’t have sales tax, so, not the worst idea 😂

Literally all of my soccer jabbronis 😂

Also Devon

Pros: STM events aren’t in the middle of the week and geared solely to children, parking included at SG stadium

Cons: minimal perks otherwise, STM gift has been drink ware for like 2-3 years and you only need so many cups.

Fully acknowledge our ST are much cheaper than most because SG is ass.

Lock your doors and tell her to go shit in the gutter where she belongs. Worked well for us!

I am sat for this review and when you get to THAT song.

Me taking notes of tariffs and leaving enough room in my suitcase to Norway to bring the good shit ™ back