SmolAnna

Farthest I’ve been:

North: Kangerlssuaq Greenland
East: St. Petersburg, Russia
West: Bangkok, Thailand
South: Melbourne, Australia

I kept hitting the report button thinking it was the heart, and I’m annoyed.

Y’all, I will be unwell when Sonny plays against Chicago 🥹

I can’t believe he’s coming to MLS

This is bigger than Messi for me tbh

The Detroit Pistons won two NBA titles almost solely due to the joy they derived from going out to beat up Michael Jordan lmfao

Me: I got a lotta problems with you people (minus my boss who is great)

Happy Monday, I did our annual partner survey and ripped my company a new asshole in said survey.

*sorry bosses, not sorry company.

Someone get Strong Bad and The Cheat ™ to come throw hands at this jabbroni.

There will be no Homestar slander here.

I also ordered in March and got it maybe a week or so ago! Don’t give up hope!

YALL I pet SO MANY DOGS TONIGHT.

Almost makes up for a 16 hour day…almost.

Also the in stadium broadcaster

Literally talking about it in the GC, but initial faves are: Kill Me, Mirtazapine, Glum, Brotherly Hate

You?

Folks, I’ve gone down a Tiny Chef rabbit hole and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.

Pls.

I’m risking asthma for open windows today, I need a breeze. Even if it’s a smoke filled breeze

When your cousin asks to bring her BF on our annual boat trip and you gotta ask the real questions first.

*he passed the vibe check

Picture of Local 134's section in the stadium with a focus on two drummers A light blue dog bone graphic is over the top with text that says "Bark in the Park tailgate" A cluster of 3 illustrated dogs with their tongues out sit in the lower left corner. A navy paw print outline has text that says "BYOB" and "Fri, Aug 1, 5pm". Chicago Stars vs NYNJ Gotham

We're only a few days away from the return of NWSL action!! AND IT'S BARK IN THE PARK AT SEATGEEK 🐶 Tailgate deets for August 1 below (alt text provided) ⬇️ See y'all soon to cheer on @chicagostars.com 🤩

I'll allow it for a sibling wedding, but bummed I'll miss ya! (I am there friday night-monday evening if timing works)

I will be at that Labor Day weekend game too 😎

don't jinx it pals!

Wild berry or maybe strawberry, but that’s literally it and that’s once in a great while.

So excited to have watch those abysmal PKs right before I watch a depleted Sky against the Fever with Ede.

~love women’s sports~

BEA HIVE RISE THE FUCK UP 😤

My job: we can’t give you a raise

Also my job: we’re playing Twisters, giving out hot dogs and popcorn today.

I stopped asking why a long time ago and enjoying my free lunch 😂

Go as close to the dirt as possible; so you have a long stem; but yeah.

Big tall glass, fill it with water, drop your leave with stem in there and just keep the water level up until it takes root

Yes it’s a Caladium, which you can propagate. Leaf/stem in water, 1-3 weeks it’ll grow roots and tubers then move it into dirt with fertilizer

Doug, I need everyone in the MLS to leave Sonny exactly where he is.

Lemme know your findings cause same 😂

Everything’s just great! Thankfully we were in station when it became apparent something was wrong so I bailed and called an uber 😂

Lmao my train just caught on fire 😅🫠