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History. Archaeology. Books. Astronomy. Geology. (Theres going to be some politics sorry) Absolutely no MAGAS, Tories and Rowling fanatics. No LGB without the T...

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TrainNerdGasm....

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18.02.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is holding a glass of orange juice and says `` the more i drink , the less there is for the kids to drink '' ALT: a woman is holding a glass of orange juice and says `` the more i drink , the less there is for the kids to drink ''

๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

17.02.2026 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The maximum score is 100. I think they might need to put that up to 110 ๐Ÿ˜„

17.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

alternative is a president demanding a private jet, big house to live in, huge security operation and costing us as much as a King...AND we still need to pay to upkeep the palaces on top.
Id rather Charles 3rd than President Nigel, Boris, Jeremy Clarkson or whatever else the public lumbers us with

17.02.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food and drinking from a bottle ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food and drinking from a bottle

Pizza Express Wine??

17.02.2026 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely mental big air final

#winterolympics

17.02.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im going to have a lie down under a duvet im f***ing freezing

17.02.2026 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a kitchen with the words " it 's still very very hot " ALT: a woman in a kitchen with the words " it 's still very very hot "

I mean ...you look GOOD for 50

17.02.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The squirrels love mine. Little bastards

17.02.2026 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I do love a crocus..

17.02.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is not "fairly often" at all ๐Ÿ˜„

17.02.2026 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first time my dad and evil step mother went away my sister threw a party.

I wound up having to call an ambulance after one of her friends fell down the spiral staircase and broke his leg..
And despite me trying to stop her I GOT BLAMED by dad...

17.02.2026 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its like an advert for feline diversity! Cuuuute!

17.02.2026 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Christmas cards i sent over half didnt ever arrive. Its a mess

17.02.2026 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which makes it interesting to watch

17.02.2026 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its not a crack at Spain. Its two long standing GPs having to share to make space for somewhere awful

16.02.2026 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fourth AGAIN

#winterolympics

16.02.2026 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Welcome to the Epstein Island Trump GP"

16.02.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I disagree entirely

16.02.2026 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad hes on mend x

16.02.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed. Its a state.

16.02.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We should not fund a Department of Homeland Security that terrorizes children and forces them to spend their dying days trying to see their father one last time.

16.02.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2123    ๐Ÿ” 605    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

Congrats Rich xxx

16.02.2026 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Barcelona strikes deal to continue hosting F1 races until 2032 Barcelona will continue to host Formula One races until 2032 as it strikes a deal that means it will alternate with the Belgian Grand Prix.

Money talks in F1.

Spa is easily the most fun race on the calender but sure lets make space for some more boring rich countries..

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formul...

16.02.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I have thousands stacked in my spare room ๐Ÿ˜„

15.02.2026 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Books yes. Loo seats no.

15.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*opens cellar to 378 toilet seats wrapped in plastic*

15.02.2026 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is drinking a cup of coffee from a metal mug . ALT: a woman is drinking a cup of coffee from a metal mug .

Vulcan confirmed..

15.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"People i cant stand" ๐Ÿ˜„

15.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hes only 27 too so he should be there for France 2030

15.02.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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