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History. Archaeology. Books. Astronomy. Geology. (Theres going to be some politics sorry) Absolutely no MAGAS, Tories and Rowling fanatics. No LGB without the T...

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I mean Mary Poppins literally did the handbag thing decades before Lady Voldemort wrote Hermione but sure...

08.10.2025 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spooky out...

07.10.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can use plum instead of hoi sin yes. Just watch the sweet/sour ratios

07.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The good thing about it is once the ducks in cooking you just leave it. So its a long preparation but not too fiddly

07.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is my favourite meat pie and hot water crust pastry is a nightmare to make but lovely #gbbo

07.10.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big hugs and my condolences to you and your family lovey. Xx

07.10.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god i need all of them #GBBO

07.10.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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dumbo from the disney movie dumbo is sitting on a white rug and saying `` bless you '' . ALT: dumbo from the disney movie dumbo is sitting on a white rug and saying `` bless you '' .
07.10.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Milking the franchise for every last drop of blood..

07.10.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Come to daddy

07.10.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theres definately a spanking chair in there...

07.10.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its a bit "edwardian brothel"

07.10.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still not feeling great so im declaring open season on carbs..

07.10.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It needs to get a bit colder yet. And i need to track down decent smoked sausage. Lots of Nduja but im not fond of that.

07.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is covering his ear with his hand ALT: a man in a suit is covering his ear with his hand

Sorry bit deaf what was that sonny?

07.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Creamy Cajun Potato Soup This flavorful creamy cajun potato soup combines tender russet potatoes, veggies, and sausage in a creamy, spicy broth.

I have plans to try this.. pinkowlkitchen.com/creamy-cajun...

07.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of bart simpson sitting next to an elderly woman with the words " behold the ravages of age " ALT: a cartoon of bart simpson sitting next to an elderly woman with the words " behold the ravages of age "

I actually made that exact same noise my dad makes while getting up from a low chair...

07.10.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Maybe we can get extra work out of you for free"

07.10.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday x

07.10.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good. Stay in bed and lots of fluids. Big hugs!

07.10.2025 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eeeeeek!

07.10.2025 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New Orleans couple discovers ancient Roman grave marker in their yard Discovery of 1,900-year-old headstone dedicated to Roman sailor sets off effort to repatriate item to Italy

The curious case of the tombstone of Sextus Congenius Veras and itโ€™s journey to a New Orleans yard

07.10.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still time to write a classical novel and win that one instead

07.10.2025 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And probably campaigning for conversion therapy

07.10.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Sun corrects Katie Lam's numerous errors and lies about foreign nationals claiming benefits.

archive.ph/vQ7Tn

07.10.2025 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 688    ๐Ÿ” 299    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

I love bitter orange marmelade and polish style cherry jam.

07.10.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no sweetie. You taken day off?

07.10.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

06.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Goodnight lovey

06.10.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is a bit "Scum" true ๐Ÿ˜„

06.10.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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